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World's Greatest Slut apparently has a new title holder

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mind-boggling drunken skinny woman
  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
Motley Bossy Spot
  01/14/25
MAGA!
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Massive Marvelous French Chef
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fishy trip kitchen
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Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and b...
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That’s 1.5 men per minute
plum water buffalo plaza
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Jfc
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ivory vivacious locale windowlicker
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Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If s...
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"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
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superior birdshit civilization and birdshit "men&quo...
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Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
judgmental immigrant
  01/14/25
all birdshit "men" are feminists
Mahogany school legal warrant
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This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
judgmental immigrant
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instead *crickets*
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women everywhere super jealous of her
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jfc
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be pe...
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I have real questions about the mechanics of this
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She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
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doobsian rough-skinned cruise ship wrinkle
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Had the same thought.
Razzle-dazzle office incel
  01/14/25
They should do a collab
Fragrant Clown Alpha
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where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
Coiffed range cuck
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superior anglo culture
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"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo ...
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, chirped "Peanut Balls"
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how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
godawful jade rigor
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nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
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those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize
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do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling drunken skinny woman

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Motley Bossy Spot

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: Hideous Free-loading Meetinghouse

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Massive Marvelous French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Deep fuchsia field trump supporter

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: fishy trip kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Titillating grizzly site

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: plum water buffalo plaza

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: primrose vibrant friendly grandma

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: ivory vivacious locale windowlicker

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Anal iridescent party of the first part ratface

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: plum water buffalo plaza

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Mahogany school legal warrant

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: judgmental immigrant

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Mahogany school legal warrant

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: judgmental immigrant

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Mahogany school legal warrant

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: big stage half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: thriller seedy property fortuitous meteor

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Obsidian idiotic piazza blood rage

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: fishy trip kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Stirring Deranged Electric Furnace Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Titillating grizzly site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Coiffed range cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: bearded state weed whacker

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: wild pistol

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Mahogany school legal warrant

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Stirring Deranged Electric Furnace Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552489)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Massive Marvelous French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49989859)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Blue Stag Film Persian

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Onyx out-of-control patrolman

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: excitant soggy athletic conference stain

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Razzle Gas Station Cumskin

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Exciting Marketing Idea Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Razzle Gas Station Cumskin

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Exciting Marketing Idea Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: doobsian rough-skinned cruise ship wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle office incel

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Fragrant Clown Alpha

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Coiffed range cuck

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle office incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Dark puppy boltzmann

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Bespoke Garrison Mood

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Bespoke Garrison Mood

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: godawful jade rigor

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: doobsian rough-skinned cruise ship wrinkle

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49926840)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49963114)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49963192)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: godawful jade rigor



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49989636)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49995156)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#50002900)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#50017792)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49084002)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49003519)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: godawful jade rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49177066)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: Hideous Free-loading Meetinghouse

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48554294)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Peach hell fanboi

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48558958)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring henna brethren

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49355029)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: bearded state weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49921796)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: Hideous Free-loading Meetinghouse

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49921908)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Massive Marvelous French Chef

"the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup"

....everyday we stray further from the light of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49989863)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: apoplectic theater sex offender

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48567354)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Appetizing native

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49003554)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Domesticated space jew

Damn, what a slut!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#49926842)