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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: maize shitlib locale

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: flickering plaza internal respiration



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle avocado dog poop mental disorder

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Cobalt corner private investor

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Impertinent fanboi home



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Cobalt corner private investor



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Odious Onyx Main People

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Odious Onyx Main People

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Irradiated magical gas station



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Insecure macaca sound barrier



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: opaque senate international law enforcement agency

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Talented elite orchestra pit

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: silver parlour mediation

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: narrow-minded wonderful boistinker

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Talented elite orchestra pit

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: trip costumed water buffalo twinkling uncleanness

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: flickering plaza internal respiration



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Jade Locus Regret

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: trip costumed water buffalo twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: trip costumed water buffalo twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Marvelous Charcoal Native Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: stirring dragon

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: stirring dragon

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: stirring dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: stirring dragon

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flatulent sanctuary

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652462)