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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

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  02/22/12
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  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Awkward Gunner
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
overrated yapping rehab
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Awkward Gunner
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Crystalline orchestra pit
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
greedy sable cumskin fanboi
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Awkward Gunner
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
greedy sable cumskin fanboi
  02/22/12
u jelly
Awkward Gunner
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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overrated yapping rehab
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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overrated yapping rehab
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Internet-worthy Theater
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
amber pocket flask
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
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  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
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Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
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he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
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this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
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  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
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*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
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  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
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  02/12/13
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overrated yapping rehab
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
vibrant school cafeteria
  03/31/12
great american novelist
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Grizzly love of her life
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Internet-worthy Theater
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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  11/20/12
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  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Stirring federal chapel gay wizard
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
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  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
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Really dont like that guy
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overrated yapping rehab
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is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
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  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
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BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
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  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Theater

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Exciting fishy sweet tailpipe church



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Awkward Gunner

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: overrated yapping rehab

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Awkward Gunner

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Crystalline orchestra pit

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: greedy sable cumskin fanboi

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Awkward Gunner

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: greedy sable cumskin fanboi

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Awkward Gunner

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Laughsome apoplectic address

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: overrated yapping rehab



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: boyish internal respiration wrinkle

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: overrated yapping rehab



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Theater

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: amber pocket flask

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: garnet aphrodisiac house headpube

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: overrated yapping rehab

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: gold odious bbw locus

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: overrated yapping rehab

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Theater

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: overrated yapping rehab



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Mauve Mediation Queen Of The Night



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: sexy voyeur casino

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: wine cuck nursing home

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Theater

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Useless sadistic senate

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: overrated yapping rehab



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: vibrant school cafeteria

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: overrated yapping rehab

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Grizzly love of her life



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Theater

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Bipolar unhinged heaven ratface

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Stirring federal chapel gay wizard



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Stirring federal chapel gay wizard

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: garnet aphrodisiac house headpube

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: wine cuck nursing home

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Bipolar unhinged heaven ratface

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: overrated yapping rehab



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: chest-beating station haunted graveyard

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: White mexican bawdyhouse

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: wine cuck nursing home

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Bipolar unhinged heaven ratface



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: mildly autistic organic girlfriend



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Flushed multi-billionaire yarmulke



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: ebony state



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Useless sadistic senate

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Bonkers Place Of Business Mother

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: ebony state



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Fluffy Thriller Hospital Juggernaut



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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