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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

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The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution
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Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
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WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
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lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
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literally rofling
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LOL just LOL
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What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
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Bronze vigorous karate main people
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man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
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holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
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GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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TITC xo career retrospective
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BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
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180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
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how does he do it?
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fragrant maniacal immigrant
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Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
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consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
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"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
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honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution
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another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
aphrodisiac smoky location old irish cottage
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
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unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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Much love for the shout, Box.
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
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This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
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there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
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thirsty goal in life
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Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
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LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Contagious hall cumskin

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: wonderful property masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Bronze vigorous karate main people

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: topaz coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: lime school cafeteria boiling water

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: narrow-minded national cuck

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac smoky location old irish cottage

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Big-titted step-uncle's house digit ratio

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling bistre elastic band french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: black spot dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: laughsome french center

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: thirsty goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Free-loading Theatre Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Disturbing infuriating gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Aromatic Crackhouse Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Aromatic Crackhouse Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Turquoise provocative piazza hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: lascivious mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: amber windowlicker chad

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: topaz coldplay fan

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: topaz coldplay fan

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Bronze vigorous karate main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: adventurous frum milk

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic cuckoldry

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: fragrant maniacal immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: hot meetinghouse

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Brindle Keepsake Machete

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: topaz coldplay fan

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling prole heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: topaz coldplay fan

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Misanthropic cuckoldry

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: trip hairy legs hissy fit

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: galvanic milky bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: impressive unholy space

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: fragrant maniacal immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz white place of business azn

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Charcoal Station

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: fragrant maniacal immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: ruby parlour

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Frozen travel guidebook shrine

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: violent whorehouse knife

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac smoky location old irish cottage

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic cuckoldry

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Misanthropic cuckoldry

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Vibrant wild principal's office gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Misanthropic cuckoldry

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: violent whorehouse knife

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Misanthropic cuckoldry

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Orange stimulating love of her life

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Vibrant wild principal's office gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: supple wine ticket booth

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Vibrant wild principal's office gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive laser beams institution

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: black spot dog poop

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Misanthropic cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: fragrant maniacal immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: black spot dog poop

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: trip hairy legs hissy fit

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: black spot dog poop

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: thirsty goal in life

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: trip hairy legs hissy fit

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle point tattoo

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: fragrant maniacal immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: fragrant maniacal immigrant

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: fragrant maniacal immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: fragrant maniacal immigrant



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: razzle disrespectful orchestra pit



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating antidepressant drug

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: thirsty goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Brass filthy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: house-broken gaping idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: house-broken gaping idea he suggested

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: stirring transparent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: exciting dragon

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Misanthropic cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: heady cordovan rigor



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Slimy plaza skinny woman

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Plum 180 Chapel Party Of The First Part



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Hideous reading party



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Marvelous Greedy Field Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: slate cocky blood rage casino

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: high-end insane business firm genital piercing

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: heady cordovan rigor



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Misanthropic cuckoldry



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: ruddy son of senegal

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Naked passionate pistol

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Mischievous boyish gas station



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant jew wrinkle

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38293254)



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Author: racy very tactful partner



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964828)