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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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violet double fault step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Cruel-hearted alcoholic brunch
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
electric azure indian lodge tattoo
  07/09/12
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frozen kitty faggotry
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Metal peach site voyeur
  07/09/12
Are you male?
violet double fault step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Metal peach site voyeur
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
violet double fault step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Metal peach site voyeur
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Swashbuckling chrome main people keepsake machete
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
violet double fault step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Swashbuckling chrome main people keepsake machete
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
violet double fault step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Ultramarine Chapel
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
violet double fault step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Ultramarine Chapel
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
violet double fault step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Ultramarine Chapel
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Fishy heady lay wagecucks
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
violet double fault step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Obsidian violent stag film preventive strike
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
violet double fault step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
appetizing hospital tank
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Twisted Canary Coldplay Fan
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
stimulating splenetic university bbw
  07/09/12
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frozen kitty faggotry
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Metal peach site voyeur
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
violet double fault step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
stfu
stimulating splenetic university bbw
  07/09/12
180
Marvelous rough-skinned cuck
  07/09/12
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  07/13/12
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Contagious beta regret
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Flickering Stage Gunner
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
violet double fault step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Flickering Stage Gunner
  07/09/12
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floppy flesh heaven selfie
  07/04/19
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frozen kitty faggotry
  07/13/12
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floppy flesh heaven selfie
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
free-loading property shitlib
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
arrogant purple scourge upon the earth
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
turquoise at-the-ready stead
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
arrogant purple scourge upon the earth
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Cowardly slimy mexican jewess
  03/04/25
lol kike
Contagious beta regret
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Garnet School
  07/04/19
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  08/10/22
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  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Comical hateful point travel guidebook
  07/24/24
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Vivacious mental disorder
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Bonkers Glittery Abode Milk
  09/22/24
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Cowardly slimy mexican jewess
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Talented National
  03/04/25
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  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: violet double fault step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted alcoholic brunch

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: electric azure indian lodge tattoo

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: frozen kitty faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Metal peach site voyeur

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: violet double fault step-uncle's house

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Metal peach site voyeur

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: violet double fault step-uncle's house

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Metal peach site voyeur

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chrome main people keepsake machete

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: violet double fault step-uncle's house

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chrome main people keepsake machete

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: violet double fault step-uncle's house

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine Chapel

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: violet double fault step-uncle's house

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine Chapel

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: violet double fault step-uncle's house

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine Chapel

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Fishy heady lay wagecucks

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: violet double fault step-uncle's house

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Obsidian violent stag film preventive strike

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: violet double fault step-uncle's house

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: appetizing hospital tank

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Twisted Canary Coldplay Fan

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: stimulating splenetic university bbw

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: frozen kitty faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Metal peach site voyeur

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: violet double fault step-uncle's house

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: stimulating splenetic university bbw

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Marvelous rough-skinned cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Plum crackhouse cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Contagious beta regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Flickering Stage Gunner

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: violet double fault step-uncle's house

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Flickering Stage Gunner

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: floppy flesh heaven selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: frozen kitty faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: floppy flesh heaven selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: free-loading property shitlib

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: arrogant purple scourge upon the earth

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: turquoise at-the-ready stead

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: arrogant purple scourge upon the earth

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Cowardly slimy mexican jewess

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Contagious beta regret

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Garnet School

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Indigo stage potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Pearl arousing community account stock car



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Comical hateful point travel guidebook

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Vivacious mental disorder



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Bonkers Glittery Abode Milk

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Cowardly slimy mexican jewess



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Talented National

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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