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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
aphrodisiac shaky milk new version
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
aphrodisiac shaky milk new version
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
aphrodisiac shaky milk new version
  10/03/12
dat racis
Flesh vivacious forum
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
orange motley locale
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
appetizing aquamarine wagecucks
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Saffron library
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
Transparent arrogant lettuce whorehouse
  10/11/12
180
burgundy naked coldplay fan
  10/22/12
jesus....
Ebony Giraffe Clown
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
jade irradiated brethren
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
jade irradiated brethren
  12/22/15
still glad
jade irradiated brethren
  05/30/16
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very tactful fuchsia tank center
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/03/12
prescient
Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab
  10/30/12
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Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab
  07/08/13
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Puce vibrant incel genital piercing
  10/20/14
lol
Bat-shit-crazy concupiscible office sandwich
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
fishy sanctuary
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
sapphire contagious church building
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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  10/31/12
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Impertinent Mad Cow Disease Menage
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
Hairraiser parlor candlestick maker
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
mischievous corner
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
hot cuckold
  12/09/12
haha ty
Zippy garrison liquid oxygen
  12/27/12
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exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter
  05/25/23
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exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
Heady Honey-headed Kitchen Pozpig
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
sapphire contagious church building
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
effete carnelian depressive
  10/04/12
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Harsh Crystalline Heaven
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Mind-boggling shivering range party of the first part
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
khaki stain
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/11/12
180
Mind-boggling shivering range party of the first part
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Buck-toothed galvanic base
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
180 Turquoise Spot
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/22/12
180
Multi-colored Slippery Degenerate
  11/10/12
this was underrated
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  11/17/13
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  03/08/17
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Boyish jap
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
dead sable piazza queen of the night
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Balding juggernaut
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/22/12
lol
very tactful fuchsia tank center
  10/23/12
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Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/30/12
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Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life
  11/10/12
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Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
Light Sick Field Really Tough Guy
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/30/12
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cracking dopamine
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Harsh Crystalline Heaven
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/31/12
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Mustard kink-friendly newt
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
scarlet useless address
  10/31/12
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Multi-colored Slippery Degenerate
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
Buck-toothed galvanic base
  11/10/12
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Flickering Partner
  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
ruddy pervert point
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
insanely creepy meetinghouse
  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  11/02/12
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Mustard kink-friendly newt
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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  03/07/17
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burgundy naked coldplay fan
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Buck-toothed galvanic base
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Buck-toothed galvanic base
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Buck-toothed galvanic base
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Buck-toothed galvanic base
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Buck-toothed galvanic base
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Buck-toothed galvanic base
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Buck-toothed galvanic base
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
lascivious mauve school cafeteria legend
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
aphrodisiac shaky milk new version
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
dead sable piazza queen of the night
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Buck-toothed galvanic base
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
Lavender slap-happy ceo faggotry
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
wine french chef home
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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  12/04/12
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  12/04/12
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zombie-like offensive native
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
fighting area
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
sapphire contagious church building
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Exciting Poppy Reading Party Sweet Tailpipe
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
appetizing aquamarine wagecucks
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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  12/05/12
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Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life
  12/09/12
Lies
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  12/05/12
WTF!!!
Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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Multi-colored Slippery Degenerate
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
hot cuckold
  12/09/12
180.
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
Mustard kink-friendly newt
  01/12/13
Update?
exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter
  02/04/13
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Fantasy-prone Karate
  02/08/13
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exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter
  02/08/13
Second page!?
180 Turquoise Spot
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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zombie-like offensive native
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  07/08/13
Has the hippo tired?
Gold Feces Haunted Graveyard
  07/08/13
update?
Well-lubricated stage
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  08/17/13
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Nighttime brass national security agency keepsake machete
  10/07/13
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Elite macaca stage
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
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  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
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I would really like a follow up article
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brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
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lets do this
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hippo is still there
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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Update?
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
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exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter
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update?
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shaky milk new version

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shaky milk new version

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shaky milk new version

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Flesh vivacious forum

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: orange motley locale

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine wagecucks

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Saffron library

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Transparent arrogant lettuce whorehouse

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: burgundy naked coldplay fan

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Ebony Giraffe Clown

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: jade irradiated brethren

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: jade irradiated brethren

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: jade irradiated brethren

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: very tactful fuchsia tank center



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23567959)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Puce vibrant incel genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552445)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy concupiscible office sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: fishy sanctuary

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: sapphire contagious church building

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: autistic lake set

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Impertinent Mad Cow Disease Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: confused sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Hairraiser parlor candlestick maker

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: mischievous corner

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: hot cuckold

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Zippy garrison liquid oxygen

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Heady Honey-headed Kitchen Pozpig

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: sapphire contagious church building

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: effete carnelian depressive

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Harsh Crystalline Heaven

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling shivering range party of the first part

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: khaki stain

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling shivering range party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Buck-toothed galvanic base

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: 180 Turquoise Spot

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored Slippery Degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: splenetic passionate boistinker bawdyhouse

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: thirsty tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Boyish jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: dead sable piazza queen of the night

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Balding juggernaut

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: very tactful fuchsia tank center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Light Sick Field Really Tough Guy

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: cracking dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Harsh Crystalline Heaven

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: scarlet useless address

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Multi-colored Slippery Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Buck-toothed galvanic base

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Flickering Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: ruddy pervert point

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: insanely creepy meetinghouse

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: burgundy naked coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Buck-toothed galvanic base

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Buck-toothed galvanic base

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Buck-toothed galvanic base

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Buck-toothed galvanic base

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Buck-toothed galvanic base

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Buck-toothed galvanic base

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed galvanic base

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: lascivious mauve school cafeteria legend

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: aphrodisiac shaky milk new version

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: dead sable piazza queen of the night

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed galvanic base

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Lavender slap-happy ceo faggotry

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: wine french chef home

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Pearly resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: zombie-like offensive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: fighting area

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: sapphire contagious church building

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: curious deranged jewess rigpig

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Exciting Poppy Reading Party Sweet Tailpipe

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine wagecucks

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: stirring bonkers abode

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: High-end Avocado Crackhouse Deer Antler

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Know-it-all Sooty Marketing Idea Love Of Her Life

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Electric vermilion puppy electric furnace

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: violent fluffy jew trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Slippery Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: hot cuckold

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: comical green market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: ocher bipolar fortuitous meteor

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy black internal respiration potus

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Claret old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Beta Rehab

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: 180 Turquoise Spot

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: zombie-like offensive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed coral blood rage headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Flickering Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Talented public bath wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Gold Feces Haunted Graveyard

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stage

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Mustard kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Nighttime brass national security agency keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Elite macaca stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Mint hyperactive hospital

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: ungodly cowardly cuck idiot

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Boyish jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Talented public bath wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: massive crimson orchestra pit

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Wonderful associate church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: splenetic passionate boistinker bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: burgundy naked coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Abusive Chartreuse Hall

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: Electric vermilion puppy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Gold Feces Haunted Graveyard

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: cracking dopamine

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: cracking dopamine

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Exciting Poppy Reading Party Sweet Tailpipe

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: titillating haunting ratface travel guidebook

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: High-end Avocado Crackhouse Deer Antler

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: titillating haunting ratface travel guidebook

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: massive crimson orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: marvelous den

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: drab aromatic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Puce vibrant incel genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Impertinent Mad Cow Disease Menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: talking big-titted dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Carmine shrine

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Boyish jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Fragrant lay indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored Slippery Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: maniacal theater digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: odious cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: drab aromatic pistol

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: flirting sticky school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: appetizing aquamarine wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Unholy geriatric locus friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Nighttime brass national security agency keepsake machete

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: pontificating box office

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Unholy geriatric locus friendly grandma

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring International Law Enforcement Agency Space

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Frozen blathering station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: abnormal theater stage windowlicker

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: magenta laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Pale Adventurous Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Frum Tanning Salon Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Rusted indian lodge

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Elite macaca stage

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: sapphire contagious church building

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Elite macaca stage

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: sapphire contagious church building

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Unholy geriatric locus friendly grandma

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Cocky Angry Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: frisky ruby becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: duck-like national main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: bearded roast beef private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Frum Tanning Salon Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king faggot firefighter

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#50112233)