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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
tell me
hideous vibrant location marketing idea
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Concupiscible Wild Main People
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Rusted parlour
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
vigorous mental disorder
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Ungodly stead scourge upon the earth
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Sticky hyperactive preventive strike
  05/12/15
so underrated
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Passionate Light Pit Juggernaut
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
stimulating slate queen of the night
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
arousing outnumbered locale gunner
  08/14/13
lmao
hideous vibrant location marketing idea
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
stimulating slate queen of the night
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
navy school
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Concupiscible Wild Main People
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Fuchsia Stirring Church Building Striped Hyena
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
rofl
hideous vibrant location marketing idea
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180
Spruce candlestick maker quadroon
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rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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narrow-minded set
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Passionate Light Pit Juggernaut
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jet office
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Concupiscible Wild Main People
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jet office
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
arousing outnumbered locale gunner
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
jet office
  08/14/13
best of thread
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  08/14/13
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Unhinged adventurous kitchen
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Blue cruise ship round eye
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Blue cruise ship round eye
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
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Concupiscible Wild Main People
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
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Concupiscible Wild Main People
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Concupiscible Wild Main People
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Mauve Glittery Hall
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
arousing outnumbered locale gunner
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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hideous vibrant location marketing idea
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Ungodly stead scourge upon the earth
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Aquamarine stage filthpig
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Ebony dog poop
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Unhinged adventurous kitchen
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Unhinged adventurous kitchen
  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
jet office
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
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Unhinged adventurous kitchen
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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wonderful bat-shit-crazy point trump supporter
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
jet office
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Unhinged adventurous kitchen
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Unhinged adventurous kitchen
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Garnet business firm
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
comical lilac stain
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Fuchsia Stirring Church Building Striped Hyena
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Fuchsia Stirring Church Building Striped Hyena
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Spruce candlestick maker quadroon
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Startled dilemma
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Fluffy fiercely-loyal home circlehead
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Unhinged adventurous kitchen
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
comical lilac stain
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Garnet business firm
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
comical lilac stain
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
comical lilac stain
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
comical lilac stain
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
comical lilac stain
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
comical lilac stain
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
comical lilac stain
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Concupiscible Wild Main People
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Concupiscible Wild Main People
  08/14/13
whatever
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
autistic whorehouse foreskin
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Unhinged adventurous kitchen
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
jet office
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
lol
racy mexican affirmative action
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
180
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soul-stirring high-end prole dragon
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
jet office
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Orange Nursing Home
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Orange Nursing Home
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Spruce candlestick maker quadroon
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Spruce candlestick maker quadroon
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Concupiscible Wild Main People
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Concupiscible Wild Main People
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
racy mexican affirmative action
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One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
French gaming laptop
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i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
contagious orchestra pit
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The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Spruce candlestick maker quadroon
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Spruce candlestick maker quadroon
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Unhinged adventurous kitchen
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Spruce candlestick maker quadroon
  08/14/13
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heady flickering goyim
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
lmao
Concupiscible Wild Main People
  08/14/13
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blathering internal respiration stag film
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
opaque gas station haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
irradiated translucent crotch
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Startling sickened friendly grandma
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Startling sickened friendly grandma
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Orange Nursing Home
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
flesh casino
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hideous vibrant location marketing idea
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
fragrant cuckold
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Unhinged adventurous kitchen
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
mewling big factory reset button chapel
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not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
mewling big factory reset button chapel
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
galvanic clear theater boltzmann
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
iridescent useless trailer park selfie
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
mewling big factory reset button chapel
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Topaz Boistinker
  08/14/13
Underrated
heady flickering goyim
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exciting field volcanic crater
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
iridescent useless trailer park selfie
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Topaz Boistinker
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Bonkers talented parlor ladyboy
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Unhinged adventurous kitchen
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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  08/14/13
lol
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Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Sinister charismatic pervert elastic band
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yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
pungent bateful tanning salon jap
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Sinister charismatic pervert elastic band
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
iridescent useless trailer park selfie
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Amethyst Goal In Life Persian
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Garnet business firm
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Cerebral address hairy legs
  08/14/13
180
Claret Hospital Newt
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
pungent bateful tanning salon jap
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Drab Coiffed Brunch Faggot Firefighter
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
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mewling big factory reset button chapel
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Topaz Boistinker
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hairraiser salmon site famous landscape painting
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up-to-no-good thriller den pisswyrm
  09/11/13
Lmao
Floppy Sapphire Macaca
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Passionate Light Pit Juggernaut
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Razzle Grizzly Garrison Legal Warrant
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Gay vengeful gay wizard
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
provocative piazza depressive
  08/14/13
lol
mewling big factory reset button chapel
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Chartreuse fanboi house
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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Appetizing Fear-inspiring Meetinghouse Half-breed
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
curious silver roast beef church
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
gaped heaven
  08/17/13
poignant
misunderstood sweet tailpipe menage
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Costumed liquid oxygen state
  08/17/13
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Gay vengeful gay wizard
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
up-to-no-good thriller den pisswyrm
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
mind-boggling bawdyhouse lettuce
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Bonkers talented parlor ladyboy
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
vigorous mental disorder
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
onyx motley private investor
  12/28/13
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peach out-of-control becky
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
kink-friendly dead ticket booth legend
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Tan electric hell laser beams
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Beady-eyed spot
  03/10/14
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Ungodly stead scourge upon the earth
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
boyish trust fund
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Laughsome hairless dingle berry
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Drab Coiffed Brunch Faggot Firefighter
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flesh casino
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flesh casino
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Ungodly stead scourge upon the earth
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flesh casino
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Impertinent bull headed ceo
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Laughsome hairless dingle berry
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Startling sickened friendly grandma
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
sienna 180 corner partner
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Domesticated idiotic patrolman principal's office
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
sienna 180 corner partner
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cracking yarmulke
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flesh casino
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: hideous vibrant location marketing idea

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Concupiscible Wild Main People

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Rusted parlour

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: vigorous mental disorder

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Ungodly stead scourge upon the earth

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Sticky hyperactive preventive strike



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: puce mentally impaired center

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: exciting field volcanic crater



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine stage filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: spectacular step-uncle's house bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Spruce candlestick maker quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Blue cruise ship round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: abusive wine coldplay fan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Passionate Light Pit Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Yellow slap-happy digit ratio national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: abusive wine coldplay fan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: stimulating slate queen of the night

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: arousing outnumbered locale gunner

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: hideous vibrant location marketing idea

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: flesh casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Blue cruise ship round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: stimulating slate queen of the night

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: navy school

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible Wild Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Fuchsia Stirring Church Building Striped Hyena

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: hideous vibrant location marketing idea

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Spruce candlestick maker quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Chest-beating Stage Gaping

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone flirting school cafeteria

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: pungent bateful tanning salon jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Drab Coiffed Brunch Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: exciting field volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: cracking yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Passionate Light Pit Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: jet office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible Wild Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: jet office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: arousing outnumbered locale gunner

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: jet office

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Blue cruise ship round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Blue cruise ship round eye

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible Wild Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible Wild Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible Wild Main People

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Mauve Glittery Hall

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: arousing outnumbered locale gunner

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Ebony dog poop

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: hideous vibrant location marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: racy mexican affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Crawly disrespectful people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Drab Coiffed Brunch Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Ungodly stead scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Aquamarine stage filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Ebony dog poop

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous kitchen

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous kitchen

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Erotic mildly autistic shrine stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: jet office

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: boyish trust fund

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: wonderful bat-shit-crazy point trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: jet office

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored chestnut genital piercing associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling bawdyhouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling bawdyhouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: cracking yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous kitchen

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous kitchen

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Garnet business firm

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: comical lilac stain

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Fuchsia Stirring Church Building Striped Hyena

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Fuchsia Stirring Church Building Striped Hyena

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Spruce candlestick maker quadroon

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Startled dilemma

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Fluffy fiercely-loyal home circlehead

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous kitchen

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: comical lilac stain

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Garnet business firm

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: blathering internal respiration stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: comical lilac stain

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: comical lilac stain

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: comical lilac stain

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: comical lilac stain

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: comical lilac stain

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: comical lilac stain

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible Wild Main People

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible Wild Main People

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: autistic whorehouse foreskin

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous kitchen

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: jet office

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: racy mexican affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Spruce candlestick maker quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring high-end prole dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: jet office

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Orange Nursing Home

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Orange Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Spruce candlestick maker quadroon

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Spruce candlestick maker quadroon

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Concupiscible Wild Main People

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Concupiscible Wild Main People

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: scarlet aphrodisiac background story halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: racy mexican affirmative action

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: French gaming laptop

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: contagious orchestra pit

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Spruce candlestick maker quadroon

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Spruce candlestick maker quadroon

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous kitchen

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Spruce candlestick maker quadroon

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: heady flickering goyim

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Concupiscible Wild Main People

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: blathering internal respiration stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: opaque gas station haunted graveyard

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: irradiated translucent crotch

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Startling sickened friendly grandma

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Orange Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: bistre vivacious space

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: flesh casino

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: hideous vibrant location marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: henna haunting forum generalized bond

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: fragrant cuckold

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous kitchen

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: hairraiser salmon site famous landscape painting

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: mewling big factory reset button chapel

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: mewling big factory reset button chapel

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: mewling big factory reset button chapel

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: galvanic clear theater boltzmann

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: iridescent useless trailer park selfie

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: mewling big factory reset button chapel

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Topaz Boistinker

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: heady flickering goyim

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: exciting field volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: iridescent useless trailer park selfie

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Topaz Boistinker

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Bonkers talented parlor ladyboy

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous kitchen

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Sinister charismatic pervert elastic band

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: pungent bateful tanning salon jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Sinister charismatic pervert elastic band

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: pungent bateful tanning salon jap

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Sinister charismatic pervert elastic band

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: iridescent useless trailer park selfie

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Amethyst Goal In Life Persian

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Garnet business firm

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Cerebral address hairy legs

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Claret Hospital Newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: pungent bateful tanning salon jap

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Drab Coiffed Brunch Faggot Firefighter

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: pungent bateful tanning salon jap

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Gay vengeful gay wizard



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
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Author: hairraiser salmon site famous landscape painting



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: up-to-no-good thriller den pisswyrm



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Razzle Grizzly Garrison Legal Warrant

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Gay vengeful gay wizard

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: mewling big factory reset button chapel

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse fanboi house



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Diverse bespoke senate turdskin

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Fear-inspiring Meetinghouse Half-breed

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: gaped heaven

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: misunderstood sweet tailpipe menage

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Costumed liquid oxygen state

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Gay vengeful gay wizard



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: up-to-no-good thriller den pisswyrm

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling bawdyhouse lettuce

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Bonkers talented parlor ladyboy

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: vigorous mental disorder

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: onyx motley private investor

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: peach out-of-control becky



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: kink-friendly dead ticket booth legend

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Tan electric hell laser beams

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed spot

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Ungodly stead scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: boyish trust fund

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Laughsome hairless dingle berry



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Impertinent bull headed ceo

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Laughsome hairless dingle berry



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: sienna 180 corner partner

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Domesticated idiotic patrolman principal's office

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: sienna 180 corner partner

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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