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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
tell me
Drunken famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
lol tyft
exhilarant puppy theater stage
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
idiotic vibrant fanboi fat ankles
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Dingle Berry
  12/28/13
fucking lol
white philosopher-king location
  05/12/15
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walnut center
  05/12/15
so underrated
vengeful bistre stag film
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multi-colored slate queen of the night tattoo
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ivory house-broken stain indirect expression
  03/31/18
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Ocher hideous library reading party
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Heady primrose boiling water cuckold
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galvanic faggot firefighter
  12/16/21
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Carnelian resort travel guidebook
  02/16/23
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deep racy toaster
  12/11/24
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metal piazza
  06/11/25
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Thirsty excitant police squad principal's office
  08/12/25
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insecure pearly blood rage
  08/12/25
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
big-titted dilemma
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
ultramarine unhinged trump supporter parlour
  08/14/13
lmao
Drunken famous landscape painting
  05/12/15
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Smoky state electric furnace
  12/11/24
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deep racy toaster
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
big-titted dilemma
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Lilac soul-stirring bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
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exhilarant puppy theater stage
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Brass floppy house
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
rofl
Drunken famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
180
galvanic faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
rofl
aqua black woman hall
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Coiffed antidepressant drug trailer park
  08/14/13
lol
geriatric aphrodisiac windowlicker karate
  08/14/13
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greedy nighttime masturbator
  08/14/13
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multi-colored slate queen of the night tattoo
  03/10/14
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trip spot quadroon
  03/24/21
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Carnelian resort travel guidebook
  02/16/23
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Thirsty excitant police squad principal's office
  08/12/25
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Razzmatazz Startling Codepig
  08/14/13
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exhilarant puppy theater stage
  08/14/13
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Razzmatazz Startling Codepig
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
ultramarine unhinged trump supporter parlour
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Razzmatazz Startling Codepig
  08/14/13
best of thread
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
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Laughsome Maize Menage
  08/14/13
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deep racy toaster
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
deep racy toaster
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
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exhilarant puppy theater stage
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
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exhilarant puppy theater stage
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
exhilarant puppy theater stage
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
ruddy histrionic mother
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
ultramarine unhinged trump supporter parlour
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Amber Deranged Trust Fund
  08/14/13
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Drunken famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
180
Copper irate area
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dun school
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greedy nighttime masturbator
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opaque hominid stead
  08/17/13
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white philosopher-king location
  01/19/16
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ivory house-broken stain indirect expression
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Amber Deranged Trust Fund
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Laughsome Maize Menage
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Laughsome Maize Menage
  08/14/13
lol
Charismatic pocket flask sex offender
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Razzmatazz Startling Codepig
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
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Laughsome Maize Menage
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
swashbuckling wine ladyboy useless brakes
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crawly stage
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Razzmatazz Startling Codepig
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Erotic Hell Mexican
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
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Laughsome Maize Menage
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hairless diverse plaza
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hairless diverse plaza
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trip spot quadroon
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Laughsome Maize Menage
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Laughsome Maize Menage
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Milky dead pisswyrm base
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
drab tanning salon
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Brass floppy house
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Brass floppy house
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
galvanic faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
talking self-centered coldplay fan
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Black nursing home
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Laughsome Maize Menage
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
drab tanning salon
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Milky dead pisswyrm base
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
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scarlet gas station
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
drab tanning salon
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
drab tanning salon
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
drab tanning salon
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
drab tanning salon
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
drab tanning salon
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
drab tanning salon
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
exhilarant puppy theater stage
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
exhilarant puppy theater stage
  08/14/13
whatever
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
lemon idiot
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Laughsome Maize Menage
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Razzmatazz Startling Codepig
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
lol
Copper irate area
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
180
galvanic faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
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Awkward Foreskin Turdskin
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Razzmatazz Startling Codepig
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Indigo new version
  08/14/13
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Indigo new version
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
galvanic faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
galvanic faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
lol tyft
exhilarant puppy theater stage
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
exhilarant puppy theater stage
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
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sexy halford
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Copper irate area
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
canary ratface crotch
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Adventurous boltzmann property
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
galvanic faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
galvanic faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Laughsome Maize Menage
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
galvanic faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
165
Vivacious sienna affirmative action internal respiration
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
lmao
exhilarant puppy theater stage
  08/14/13
...
scarlet gas station
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Mind-boggling corner shitlib
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
swollen weed whacker
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
opaque hominid stead
  08/14/13
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Indigo new version
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
Pics?
spectacular rose theater marketing idea
  08/14/13
link?
Smoky state electric furnace
  08/17/13
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Drunken famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Effete locus
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
zombie-like orchestra pit
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Laughsome Maize Menage
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Snowy degenerate
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Cocky obsidian hospital
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Cocky obsidian hospital
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Cocky obsidian hospital
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
ebony razzle-dazzle point regret
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
elite provocative prole kitchen
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Cocky obsidian hospital
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
rusted razzle sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
Underrated
Vivacious sienna affirmative action internal respiration
  08/15/13
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multi-colored slate queen of the night tattoo
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
elite provocative prole kitchen
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
rusted razzle sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Salmon Yapping Step-uncle's House
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Laughsome Maize Menage
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
poppy 180 ticket booth international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
lol
geriatric aphrodisiac windowlicker karate
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
poppy 180 ticket booth international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
geriatric aphrodisiac windowlicker karate
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
poppy 180 ticket booth international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
elite provocative prole kitchen
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Out-of-control Jade Temple Mood
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Milky dead pisswyrm base
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Stimulating Balding Boistinker
  08/14/13
180
odious chrome crackhouse hairy legs
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
geriatric aphrodisiac windowlicker karate
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
greedy nighttime masturbator
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
geriatric aphrodisiac windowlicker karate
  08/14/13
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fuchsia thriller cruise ship
  08/14/13
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Overrated university people who are hurt
  08/14/13
180
Cocky obsidian hospital
  08/14/13
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rusted razzle sneaky criminal
  08/15/13
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Snowy degenerate
  08/17/13
...
Garnet locale
  09/11/13
Lmao
Orange insanely creepy old irish cottage
  06/07/17
...
Thirsty excitant police squad principal's office
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
tan cracking knife
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
fuchsia thriller cruise ship
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
brilliant set mediation
  08/14/13
lol
Cocky obsidian hospital
  08/14/13
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Irradiated field legend
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
autistic mad-dog skullcap factory reset button
  08/14/13
180
claret talented meetinghouse genital piercing
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
gold bat shit crazy den
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
blathering party of the first part giraffe
  08/17/13
poignant
Abusive Fragrant Stage Associate
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Misanthropic public bath national security agency
  08/17/13
...
fuchsia thriller cruise ship
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Garnet locale
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
hairless diverse plaza
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Salmon Yapping Step-uncle's House
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Dingle Berry
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
saffron unholy community account indian lodge
  12/28/13
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supple shaky church main people
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
puce depressive whorehouse
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Umber Half-breed Brunch
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Mint concupiscible space stock car
  03/10/14
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white philosopher-king location
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
swashbuckling wine ladyboy useless brakes
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Orchid institution dragon
  01/19/16
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greedy nighttime masturbator
  10/25/17
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Smoky state electric furnace
  11/29/15
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Smoky state electric furnace
  12/23/15
...
white philosopher-king location
  01/05/16
...
Smoky state electric furnace
  03/13/16
I want pizza
fiercely-loyal keepsake machete cuck
  06/07/17
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Orchid institution dragon
  09/22/17
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opaque hominid stead
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
azure wonderful mad cow disease
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Appetizing parlor
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
azure wonderful mad cow disease
  07/18/18
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trip spot quadroon
  04/30/19
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Smoky state electric furnace
  06/21/20
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Smoky state electric furnace
  06/23/20
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Big shimmering school cafeteria candlestick maker
  07/11/20
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trip spot quadroon
  12/16/21
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trip spot quadroon
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Drunken famous landscape painting

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: exhilarant puppy theater stage

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: idiotic vibrant fanboi fat ankles

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Dingle Berry

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: white philosopher-king location

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: walnut center



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: vengeful bistre stag film

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: multi-colored slate queen of the night tattoo



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: ivory house-broken stain indirect expression



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Ocher hideous library reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Heady primrose boiling water cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: galvanic faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Carnelian resort travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: deep racy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: metal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Thirsty excitant police squad principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: insecure pearly blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: big-titted dilemma

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: ultramarine unhinged trump supporter parlour

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Drunken famous landscape painting

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Smoky state electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: deep racy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: big-titted dilemma

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Lilac soul-stirring bawdyhouse

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: exhilarant puppy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Brass floppy house

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Drunken famous landscape painting

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: galvanic faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: aqua black woman hall

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Coiffed antidepressant drug trailer park

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: geriatric aphrodisiac windowlicker karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: greedy nighttime masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: multi-colored slate queen of the night tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: trip spot quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Carnelian resort travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Thirsty excitant police squad principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Startling Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: exhilarant puppy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Startling Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: ultramarine unhinged trump supporter parlour

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Startling Codepig

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Laughsome Maize Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: deep racy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: deep racy toaster

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: exhilarant puppy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: exhilarant puppy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: exhilarant puppy theater stage

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: ruddy histrionic mother

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: ultramarine unhinged trump supporter parlour

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Amber Deranged Trust Fund

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Drunken famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Copper irate area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: dun school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: greedy nighttime masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: white philosopher-king location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: ivory house-broken stain indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Amber Deranged Trust Fund

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Laughsome Maize Menage

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Laughsome Maize Menage

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Charismatic pocket flask sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Startling Codepig

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Laughsome Maize Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling wine ladyboy useless brakes

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: crawly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Startling Codepig

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Erotic Hell Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Laughsome Maize Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: hairless diverse plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: hairless diverse plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: trip spot quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Laughsome Maize Menage

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Laughsome Maize Menage

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Milky dead pisswyrm base

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: drab tanning salon

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Brass floppy house

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Brass floppy house

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: galvanic faggot firefighter

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: talking self-centered coldplay fan

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Black nursing home

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Laughsome Maize Menage

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: drab tanning salon

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Milky dead pisswyrm base

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: scarlet gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: drab tanning salon

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: drab tanning salon

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: drab tanning salon

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: drab tanning salon

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: drab tanning salon

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: drab tanning salon

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: exhilarant puppy theater stage

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: exhilarant puppy theater stage

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: lemon idiot

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Laughsome Maize Menage

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Startling Codepig

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Copper irate area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: galvanic faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Awkward Foreskin Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Startling Codepig

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Indigo new version

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Indigo new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: galvanic faggot firefighter

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: galvanic faggot firefighter

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: exhilarant puppy theater stage

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: exhilarant puppy theater stage

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: sexy halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Copper irate area

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: canary ratface crotch

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Adventurous boltzmann property

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: galvanic faggot firefighter

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: galvanic faggot firefighter

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Laughsome Maize Menage

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: galvanic faggot firefighter

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Vivacious sienna affirmative action internal respiration

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: exhilarant puppy theater stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: scarlet gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling corner shitlib

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: swollen weed whacker

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: opaque hominid stead

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Indigo new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: spectacular rose theater marketing idea

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Smoky state electric furnace

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Drunken famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Effete locus

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: zombie-like orchestra pit

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Laughsome Maize Menage

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Snowy degenerate

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Cocky obsidian hospital

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Cocky obsidian hospital

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Cocky obsidian hospital

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle point regret

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: elite provocative prole kitchen

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Cocky obsidian hospital

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: rusted razzle sneaky criminal

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Vivacious sienna affirmative action internal respiration

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: multi-colored slate queen of the night tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: elite provocative prole kitchen

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: rusted razzle sneaky criminal

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Salmon Yapping Step-uncle's House

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Laughsome Maize Menage

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: poppy 180 ticket booth international law enforcement agency

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: geriatric aphrodisiac windowlicker karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: poppy 180 ticket booth international law enforcement agency

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: geriatric aphrodisiac windowlicker karate

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: poppy 180 ticket booth international law enforcement agency

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: elite provocative prole kitchen

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Out-of-control Jade Temple Mood

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Milky dead pisswyrm base

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Stimulating Balding Boistinker

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: odious chrome crackhouse hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: geriatric aphrodisiac windowlicker karate

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: greedy nighttime masturbator

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: geriatric aphrodisiac windowlicker karate

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: fuchsia thriller cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Overrated university people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Cocky obsidian hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: rusted razzle sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Snowy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Garnet locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Orange insanely creepy old irish cottage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Thirsty excitant police squad principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: tan cracking knife

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: fuchsia thriller cruise ship

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: brilliant set mediation

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Cocky obsidian hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Irradiated field legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: autistic mad-dog skullcap factory reset button

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: claret talented meetinghouse genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: gold bat shit crazy den

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: blathering party of the first part giraffe

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Abusive Fragrant Stage Associate

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Misanthropic public bath national security agency

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: fuchsia thriller cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Garnet locale

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: hairless diverse plaza

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Salmon Yapping Step-uncle's House

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Dingle Berry

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: saffron unholy community account indian lodge

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: supple shaky church main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: puce depressive whorehouse

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Umber Half-breed Brunch

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Mint concupiscible space stock car

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: white philosopher-king location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling wine ladyboy useless brakes

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Orchid institution dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: greedy nighttime masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Smoky state electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Smoky state electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: white philosopher-king location



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Smoky state electric furnace



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal keepsake machete cuck

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Orchid institution dragon



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: opaque hominid stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: azure wonderful mad cow disease

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Appetizing parlor

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: azure wonderful mad cow disease

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: trip spot quadroon



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Smoky state electric furnace



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Smoky state electric furnace



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Big shimmering school cafeteria candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: trip spot quadroon



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: trip spot quadroon



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