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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
mischievous toilet seat heaven
  09/15/13
explain.
milky skinny woman
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
mischievous toilet seat heaven
  09/15/13
this is not bad
impertinent soul-stirring pit
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
well-lubricated very tactful corner
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Wonderful base
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Purple rough-skinned weed whacker twinkling uncleanness
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
dashing hyperventilating state
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
impertinent soul-stirring pit
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
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  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
rose cowardly point hunting ground
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Marvelous space
  09/15/13
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milky skinny woman
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
impertinent soul-stirring pit
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
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  09/15/13
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  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
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  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Spectacular casino preventive strike
  09/15/13
its ok.
mischievous toilet seat heaven
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
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  09/25/15
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  12/03/15
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Stubborn Candlestick Maker
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hairraiser pozpig
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
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  06/22/16
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  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
mischievous toilet seat heaven
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Beady-eyed iridescent azn
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
mischievous toilet seat heaven
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Beady-eyed iridescent azn
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
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  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
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ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: milky skinny woman

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: impertinent soul-stirring pit

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated very tactful corner

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Wonderful base

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Purple rough-skinned weed whacker twinkling uncleanness

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: dashing hyperventilating state

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: impertinent soul-stirring pit

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling unhinged fat ankles wrinkle

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: rose cowardly point hunting ground

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Marvelous space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: milky skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: impertinent soul-stirring pit

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: hairraiser pozpig



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: racy domesticated parlour death wish

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Spectacular casino preventive strike

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Abusive university friendly grandma

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: canary judgmental wagecucks office

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Stubborn Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: hairraiser pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: canary judgmental wagecucks office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed iridescent azn

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed iridescent azn

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: flickering tank

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Sienna Step-uncle's House

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Passionate ivory cumskin

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Medicated dull regret resort

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: trip cuck

ALPHA AF

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy bbw



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: mischievous toilet seat heaven

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