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How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Razzle Elastic Band

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930901)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: histrionic organic girlfriend

I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931484)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: alcoholic excitant legend prole



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: bisexual mad cow disease

I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Razzle Elastic Band



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Big macaca doctorate



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: underhanded volcanic crater state

Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26658065)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: aggressive bright stage

The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930910)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: sadistic rose generalized bond

Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930914)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: avocado slap-happy heaven ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930918)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: cobalt party of the first part

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931204)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: fragrant obsidian hall love of her life

loling in my office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25092349)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Big macaca doctorate



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: metal preventive strike mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: grizzly trip sandwich den

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930979)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Razzle Elastic Band



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Irradiated cumskin chapel

There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931002)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac autistic boiling water milk

LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931461)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: grizzly trip sandwich den

"lawyers are great communicators"

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931494)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Idiotic potus theatre

180, but at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25092270)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Stirring Infuriating Knife Mediation

"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474438)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: wonderful crystalline dilemma associate

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26658063)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: ruby deranged bawdyhouse old irish cottage

Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: chestnut indian lodge voyeur

Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930975)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Contagious church building trump supporter

they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930986)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: useless garrison halford

I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930995)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Titillating meetinghouse

How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931498)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: useless garrison halford

My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931633)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Razzle Elastic Band



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Contagious church building trump supporter

We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930982)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: sienna toaster school

they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931632)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Filthy hateful home

I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930999)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Offensive french feces antidepressant drug

More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24965155)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator double fault

this would be 180 lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931007)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Filthy hateful home

The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931010)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring senate

lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26535943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: avocado slap-happy heaven ceo

I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931011)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator double fault

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931209)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Out-of-control Dingle Berry Fanboi



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator double fault



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Razzle Elastic Band



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Author: Big macaca doctorate



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: orange location community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29746639)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: alcoholic ebony son of senegal coffee pot

*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*

All right bros lets head out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931180)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931213)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: alcoholic ebony son of senegal coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931227)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: alcoholic ebony son of senegal coffee pot

Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931269)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: grizzly trip sandwich den

history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931295)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: alcoholic ebony son of senegal coffee pot

"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931456)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: sadistic rose generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931468)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: nofapping mauve alpha library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931476)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM
Author: grizzly trip sandwich den

"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931487)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: misanthropic talented stag film

lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931508)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: grizzly trip sandwich den

don't fight the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931524)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: misanthropic talented stag film

hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931605)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: gay friendly grandma sanctuary

(xo poast...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25743638)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring senate

greeks watched on ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26535954)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: territorial cowardly institution

"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."

- Bbooooooooomripides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25092403)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: alcoholic ebony son of senegal coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25512211)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: alcoholic ebony son of senegal coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474621)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: garnet adventurous headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27589557)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: mewling twinkling skinny woman deer antler

"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27587641)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: garnet adventurous headpube

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27589466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Racy Shitlib

even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931491)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: misanthropic talented stag film

lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931518)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Racy Shitlib

lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931522)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: useless garrison halford

Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931597)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: grizzly trip sandwich den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931609)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Rough-skinned newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931763)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931769)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: ocher corner becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931799)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Racy Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931962)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24964849)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Plum self-absorbed hairy legs mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24964863)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24964867)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Brilliant Marketing Idea Public Bath

there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24964883)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24965055)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Burgundy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24980787)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24980803)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24980825)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: dark juggernaut

jfc we're all done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25092176)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25092410)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: avocado slap-happy heaven ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25512299)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Burgundy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25743612)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM
Author: Burgundy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474330)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: Stirring Infuriating Knife Mediation

moderately overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474442)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: startling lemon center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474616)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted orchid persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26535858)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: Burgundy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26656645)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: ocher corner becky

*Swipes right*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27587627)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#28734625)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted orchid persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29746405)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#49693024)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling sepia gunner

The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931774)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: nofapping mauve alpha library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931785)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: gay friendly grandma sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25743643)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Cyan theater stage pervert

Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931793)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling sepia gunner

One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931804)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: ocher corner becky

BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931812)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling sepia gunner

I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931819)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: useless garrison halford

They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931818)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: grizzly trip sandwich den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24932124)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: fishy bateful people who are hurt dog poop

...but after he sneezed they would murder him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29111772)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: ruby deranged bawdyhouse old irish cottage

We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931865)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: Claret impressive locale legal warrant

Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:

DIESELNOJERBPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24932039)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: ruby deranged bawdyhouse old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24932195)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24932294)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Razzle Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25092159)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: Vigorous zippy selfie famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24965051)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fantasy-prone Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24965130)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: bistre giraffe temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24965158)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: Citrine site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26658096)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: alcoholic ebony son of senegal coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25033828)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: fragrant obsidian hall love of her life

best thread I've read in awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25092356)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: thirsty native useless brakes

it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.

but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25512103)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: alcoholic excitant legend prole

(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25512182)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Pearl electric resort

proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25512258)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Dashing Set Sound Barrier

Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.

And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.

I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25512293)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: alcoholic excitant legend prole

maths proof*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27587639)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Odious Gold Forum

math poofs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27588866)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Angry Fluffy Parlor Personal Credit Line

In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25579475)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: carnelian passionate national idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25579487)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: bespoke apoplectic hell

Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.

The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.

lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25579488)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Motley Milky Degenerate Reading Party

Count me in with the Delphic druggies then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25580472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: garnet adventurous headpube

CRIMINALLY underrated poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27589485)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Appetizing balding brethren jew

Semi-srs response:

-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.

-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.

-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:

Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do

Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity

Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder.

Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology

Astronomy: Basically everything

Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better.

Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc.

Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible.

Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.

...and so forth.

-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).

-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25579568)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: bespoke apoplectic hell

Your last point would make it all worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25579574)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: garnet adventurous headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27589496)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Stirring Infuriating Knife Mediation

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25579613)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Motley Milky Degenerate Reading Party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25580663)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Burgundy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25743629)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Appetizing balding brethren jew

ty for this much appreciated bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25743732)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26535973)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Burgundy trust fund



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: marvelous casino



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: ocher corner becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27587632)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: garnet adventurous headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27589500)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Pearly abode pisswyrm

A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios

B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474356)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: lime property

I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474375)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: aquamarine shivering market filthpig

as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.

"To be fair," he lisps...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26475240)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted orchid persian



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse rambunctious plaza ladyboy



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: alcoholic excitant legend prole



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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Spectacular Really Tough Guy Rehab



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask lay

Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26536084)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: Odious Gold Forum

No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#28734647)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29746556)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Kink-friendly demanding school cafeteria affirmative action

i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with THEMISTOCLES and dem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26536089)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Peach vivacious stage

We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27587612)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: orange location community account

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29746735)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Insecure stimulating pit

this was a golden era of nude bodybuilding. first thing i'd do is find one of the famous ancient gyms

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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Bossy Wrinkle



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: lime property



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: Spectacular Really Tough Guy Rehab

We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which we sat around and discussed topics like how much to tip for bridal dowries, exit options for BigSophistry, *the* best flat bread in the peloponnese, the FEAR after a wine-soaked weekend, whether a new Macedonian king will "make Athens great again," shit-platonists, and responding to flame about whether some poaster actually slept with an Egyptian princess (and then going "oh shit!" and freaking out when he produces a hieroglyphics message with the imperial seal responding flirtatiously to his lick message).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29113871)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Sinister henna philosopher-king toilet seat



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
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