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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: impertinent headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781784) |
Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: Canary Stage Genital Piercing Twist: it's underground Double twist: it's in MFH |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:30 PM Author: impertinent headpube everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781807) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:57 AM Author: Bearded Grizzly Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783912) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Plum submissive theatre famous landscape painting Ghostbusters II - River of Slime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782280) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:28 PM Author: Bossy talented range puppy lol this is already happening in the south, little brother
except instead of bars there are guns and skeet shooting |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:36 PM Author: Sepia Weed Whacker Brunch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:44 PM Author: Mustard forum bbw how many STDs caught on that trip? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781874) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:45 PM Author: Sepia Weed Whacker Brunch gotta catch 'em all! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781882) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:33 AM Author: Gaped azure spot wrinkle Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad it's gone now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782247) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 1:52 AM Author: turquoise concupiscible den juggernaut Cr, best trip ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782597) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:43 PM Author: orchid toilet seat Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781859) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:50 PM Author: sable misunderstood people who are hurt that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50+ miles... you have to drive into town to go to the bar, but basically that's what we already have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781908) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: impertinent headpube bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would just float up to the edge of the LR & the waiter would take you're order. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781985) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:03 AM Author: Autistic marvelous cruise ship factory reset button An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782013) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Spectacular corner How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated miles downriver? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782229) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: haunting balding laser beams jump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782252) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: pink dashing native could be a circular river (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782281) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: impertinent headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782297) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: outnumbered nubile electric furnace whorehouse (guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783657) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM Author: Doobsian indigo plaza immigrant in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782272) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM Author: gold splenetic institution striped hyena this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782276) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Anal olive legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#49916827) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: ivory swashbuckling meetinghouse http://www.yumarivertubing.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782341) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:00 AM Author: Supple pistol mother way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and believe me if you commercialized it you'd need to clean the water.
I guess if enough concession places opened up you could take a cut from each one and subsidize the cleaning expenses but ...it would cost a lot.
main threat to this would be lawsuits from dipshits who got fucked up, fell off their tubes, inhaled water and almost died before the lifeguards did CPR on them. that's if these concession stands could even get liquor licenses in the first place.
what you COULD do is you could start building a river, one section at a time, and expand it slowly. concession stands wouldn't be able to sell alcohol though, way too much red tape...more like sodas/food/icees and shit. problem is you couldn't expand it too far because it will get less profitable per mile....people will get bored and get off, which is the main problem. Also, they'll fill up on food and drink during the first couple miles and then won't want as much for most of the trip. or they'll wait until the end and won't buy much at first. sure, people will still want drinks and stuff just saying generally....people would only eat once or twice. You'd have to subsidize it using merchandise vendors and shit, but that wouldn't be enough.
Sorry to take the wind out of your sails, brah. Seems like it would be awesome to have if you were rich but it's not profitable at all.
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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:01 AM Author: Sepia Weed Whacker Brunch (dreamkiller) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782731) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:07 AM Author: Supple pistol mother :(
man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very imaginative bro.
but dreamkiller gon' do what a dreamkiller gon' do. |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:14 AM Author: impertinent headpube U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've gone through my life terrified, but not anymore.
*puts shades down, hops into inner tube & slowly floats out of sight, disappearing over the horizon* |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:20 AM Author: Supple pistol mother "but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could afford iiiiittttttt......", my voice trailed off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782798) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 9:57 AM Author: Ocher library fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float down because of lawsuits and red tape. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783295) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:30 AM Author: Boyish Sinister Base Jap just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for different sections of the river, TONS of restrooms along the route, and very, very high prices (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783765) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: outnumbered nubile electric furnace whorehouse isn't that basically Venice? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783739) |