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told richkid HS junior I'm tutoring for SAT that I would kill his whole family

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice t...
slate volcanic crater state
  08/19/18
(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)
floppy chocolate brethren roommate
  08/19/18
not harrison, though he's 180 this 100% happened a few ho...
slate volcanic crater state
  08/19/18
if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after wal...
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pea-brained lilac kitchen athletic conference
  08/19/18
sure keep telling yourself that rajesh
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Costumed Sweet Tailpipe
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Supple primrose circlehead
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Fluffy Dead Psychic
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OP: https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/0...
Bonkers sapphire whorehouse new version
  08/19/18
u: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg
slate volcanic crater state
  08/19/18
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stubborn hominid lay
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Bespoke address party of the first part
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burgundy bat-shit-crazy dragon shrine
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glassy hairless tank
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deranged therapy
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180
fiercely-loyal walnut doctorate
  08/19/18
cool story teddy
big-titted orchestra pit
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overrated mewling base philosopher-king
  07/03/19
You get zer0 pussy bro
very tactful feces
  08/19/18
(chink)
slate volcanic crater state
  08/19/18
Show me a picture of your gun dude
very tactful feces
  08/19/18
https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thu...
slate volcanic crater state
  08/19/18
penis do not click
razzle crackhouse really tough guy
  08/19/18
maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just n...
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Ebony contagious ticket booth mother
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glassy hairless tank
  08/27/18
lol
talking garrison jap
  08/19/18
flame
razzle crackhouse really tough guy
  08/19/18
shut up fag
slate volcanic crater state
  08/19/18
solid flame thread bro
razzle crackhouse really tough guy
  08/20/18
not flame just got my payment too lmao
slate volcanic crater state
  08/20/18
(xo 2018)
flickering lodge pisswyrm
  08/20/18
this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways
house-broken fragrant wagecucks point
  08/20/18
(gay dork)
Fluffy Dead Psychic
  08/20/18
*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*
slate volcanic crater state
  08/20/18
(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)
Fluffy Dead Psychic
  08/20/18
in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but t...
slate volcanic crater state
  08/20/18
yeah bend the knee motherfucker
Fluffy Dead Psychic
  08/20/18
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Marvelous godawful boltzmann
  08/20/18
He’s only vintage Sonic Youth
bateful zombie-like hospital boistinker
  08/27/18
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.
Gay headpube principal's office
  08/20/18
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Excitant orchid community account national
  08/20/18
yw
slate volcanic crater state
  08/20/18
180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.
smoky university reading party
  08/20/18
*subscribes*
Marvelous godawful boltzmann
  08/20/18
the asian mind, ladies and gents
multi-colored hall water buffalo
  08/20/18
update?
house-broken fragrant wagecucks point
  08/27/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0
Spectacular Newt Multi-billionaire
  08/27/18
lol @ not collecting all money in advance
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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: slate volcanic crater state

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice tests, and he tried to mouth off at me like it was my fault.

he threatened to tell daddy i was no-showing for lessons and otherwise slacking off (not true) so he'd withhold the $1K he owes me for the last month.

to which i replied "OK, go ahead and do that. Then one night while you're all asleep in your beds, i'm going to come into this house, slit your dog's throat, duct tape your cute little sister's mouth, and then i'm going to rape her tight pink asshole until it looks like expired fucking hamburger meat. and the instant i cum, i'm going to splatter her head on the wall with a 9mm hollowpoint from my silenced Glock. then i'm going upstairs and putting one shot in your faggot father's worthless shriveled raisin balls, and one in each of your dried up fatass mom's pancake tits. i'll leave a few more in daddy's stomach and kneecaps so he has extra fun bleeding out, then it'll be your turn for a visit from the Sandman... and with you I'm going to take my time and really enjoy it. This could be tomorrow, it could be next week, it could be next year. But it's going to happen, and there's nothing you or your sheltered, overfed family can do to stop it. I've been coming here every week for the last 3 months, so I know 100 silent ways inside, and if you think your off-the-shelf made-in-china ADT security system is going to protect you, no wonder you're scoring somewhere between the 'nigger' and 'cerebral palsy' medians on your practice tests."

he knows i have a gun since i showed him a pic of it on my phone after he insisted a while back.

there were a few moments of stunned silence and then he started softly crying, lmao. little 16 y/o bitch thought he was a big man.

i just said "...so i guess i'll expect that late payment on monday" and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645552)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: floppy chocolate brethren roommate

(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645591)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: slate volcanic crater state

not harrison, though he's 180

this 100% happened a few hours ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645638)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Slippery Brindle Abode Codepig

if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after walking away like the bitch you are then sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645640)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: pea-brained lilac kitchen athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645643)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: slate volcanic crater state

sure keep telling yourself that rajesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645665)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Costumed Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692647)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Supple primrose circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647134)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: Vivacious free-loading nursing home clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647368)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Fluffy Dead Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647372)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Bonkers sapphire whorehouse new version

OP:

https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frightened-businessman-ws.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645829)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: slate volcanic crater state

u:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645961)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:36 AM
Author: stubborn hominid lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647124)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: Bespoke address party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647129)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: burgundy bat-shit-crazy dragon shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692637)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: glassy hairless tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692672)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: deranged therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692675)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal walnut doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645838)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: big-titted orchestra pit

cool story teddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645893)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: overrated mewling base philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38477270)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: very tactful feces

You get zer0 pussy bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645898)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: slate volcanic crater state

(chink)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645950)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: very tactful feces

Show me a picture of your gun dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645959)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: slate volcanic crater state

https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646042)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: razzle crackhouse really tough guy

penis do not click

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: Sepia senate macaca

maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646935)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: Odious violent rigor bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647023)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: multi-colored hall water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648093)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Ebony contagious ticket booth mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36651754)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: glassy hairless tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692669)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: talking garrison jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645969)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: razzle crackhouse really tough guy

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645977)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: slate volcanic crater state

shut up fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646111)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: razzle crackhouse really tough guy

solid flame thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647026)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: slate volcanic crater state

not flame

just got my payment too lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647072)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: flickering lodge pisswyrm

(xo 2018)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646948)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: house-broken fragrant wagecucks point

this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647077)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Fluffy Dead Psychic

(gay dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647371)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: slate volcanic crater state

*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647428)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Fluffy Dead Psychic

(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647438)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:28 AM
Author: slate volcanic crater state

in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but this just happened yesterday and i got paid so it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647458)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Fluffy Dead Psychic

yeah bend the knee motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648969)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Marvelous godawful boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647378)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: bateful zombie-like hospital boistinker

He’s only vintage Sonic Youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692724)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Gay headpube principal's office

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647073)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: Excitant orchid community account national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647364)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: slate volcanic crater state

yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647393)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:40 AM
Author: smoky university reading party

180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647128)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Marvelous godawful boltzmann

*subscribes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647380)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: multi-colored hall water buffalo

the asian mind, ladies and gents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648088)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: house-broken fragrant wagecucks point

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692616)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Spectacular Newt Multi-billionaire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692648)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Vermilion Black Woman

lol @ not collecting all money in advance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692695)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Costumed Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692700)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: flatulent electric theatre knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692709)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:21 AM
Author: slate volcanic crater state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38477266)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: wild heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38720042)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 3:44 AM
Author: Bull headed internal respiration hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#42459281)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: slate volcanic crater state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#44813850)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: titillating giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#49592657)