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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
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they actually all take "Apple" as their surname wh...
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  03/07/19
he’s such a dunce
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This is actuality extremely 180
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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Fantasy-prone Clear Pit
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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judgmental bull headed den milk
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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judgmental bull headed den milk
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Like the Ramones
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
Fantasy-prone Clear Pit
  03/07/19
“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
adventurous rigor national
  03/07/19
Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by ...
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LJL.
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Jared Zozo
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great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
Buff concupiscible faggot firefighter indian lodge
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
orange cruise ship
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
Out-of-control party of the first part orchestra pit
  03/07/19
Tim D'Apple
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Grizzly Temple
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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Purple Parlor Wrinkle
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
Slimy Organic Girlfriend
  03/11/19
ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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"Trump said a thing" the archetypical Obeezy thre...
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180
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
nighttime potus
  03/07/19
Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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  03/08/19
Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
Slimy Organic Girlfriend
  03/11/19
The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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  03/11/19
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Slimy Organic Girlfriend

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: odious brunch

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Slimy Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: comical aqua feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: sienna nudist state dog poop

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Naked Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Clear Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: offensive razzle patrolman property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Thirsty Chestnut Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Translucent location

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: cream center

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Naked Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Kink-friendly honey-headed theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Aquamarine codepig locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: effete sable half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Translucent location

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Selfie

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: cream center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Clear Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal pearly windowlicker mad cow disease

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: judgmental bull headed den milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Naked Office

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: unhinged hospital volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: judgmental bull headed den milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: cobalt station coffee pot

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Clear Pit

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: adventurous rigor national

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: elite ocher gaping public bath

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: racy drab turdskin base

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Big garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal pearly windowlicker mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: cobalt station coffee pot

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Grizzly Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Buff concupiscible faggot firefighter indian lodge

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: vigorous chocolate nursing home

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: khaki 180 ladyboy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: glittery stag film

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Exciting bright crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Buff concupiscible faggot firefighter indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Buff concupiscible faggot firefighter indian lodge

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Cerise sanctuary kitty cat

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Yellow titillating area

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: orange cruise ship

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Out-of-control party of the first part orchestra pit

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: gaped harsh internal respiration

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Grizzly Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Self-centered shivering knife

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: galvanic corn cake foreskin

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal pearly windowlicker mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Clear Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Purple Parlor Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Slimy Organic Girlfriend

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Big garrison

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Rose library

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: nighttime potus

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Topaz Bawdyhouse Stock Car

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Grizzly Temple

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Idiotic stead

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: orange cruise ship

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: cobalt station coffee pot

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Cowardly Sadistic Corner Masturbator

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Jet-lagged skinny woman mental disorder

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Slimy Organic Girlfriend

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: adventurous rigor national

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: dashing pungent theater

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37915994)