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Post ITT and I will assign you a wife from Bard College's women soccer roster

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Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker
  01/07/22
Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.
bull headed yarmulke
  01/07/22
Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys s...
Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker
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I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I...
bull headed yarmulke
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Slap-happy alcoholic school faggotry
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Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be fai...
Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker
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180
Slap-happy alcoholic school faggotry
  01/07/22
definitely does anal
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Maybe best in thread
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stirring lodge
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Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA...
Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker
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I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $
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Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker
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Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker
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any relation to bob saccamano?
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not the toilet wrecker?
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Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker
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FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor
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In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.
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quarter gook?
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Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tel...
Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker
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so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's s...
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Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker
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wonder how long her pubic hair is?
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Every one of these women has 10x my T levels
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  01/07/22
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Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker
  01/07/22
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Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker
  01/07/22
I'm done here
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  01/07/22
great thread
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  01/07/22
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Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker
  01/07/22
jfc 180
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  01/07/22
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  01/07/22
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Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker
  01/07/22
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  01/09/22
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  01/07/22
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744473)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: bull headed yarmulke

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744474)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: bull headed yarmulke

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744485)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
Author: Slap-happy alcoholic school faggotry



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Slap-happy alcoholic school faggotry

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: electric rigpig principal's office

definitely does anal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: mauve pontificating theatre



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: vivacious doobsian internal respiration prole

Maybe best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: stirring lodge



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744486)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: stirring lodge

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744488)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: impertinent exciting multi-billionaire

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744517)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac White Range



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: electric rigpig principal's office



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: stirring lodge

mods

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: Passionate Nubile Station



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: diverse rough-skinned feces



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: duck-like titillating center national security agency



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-barber/5420

Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: boyish factory reset button theater



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744501)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: boyish factory reset button theater

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744504)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: startling native



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac White Range



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Razzle public bath friendly grandma

lol pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744520)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: pink immigrant stead



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: boyish factory reset button theater

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748123)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: electric rigpig principal's office

impressive Adams Apple

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: disrespectful bipolar pozpig



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: vivacious doobsian internal respiration prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748597)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Lilac pit clown

RIP, Doctor.

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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: boyish factory reset button theater



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac White Range

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744502)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac White Range

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: impertinent exciting multi-billionaire

ungh, LI guidette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744525)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac White Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: bull headed yarmulke

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: Misunderstood Cobalt Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac White Range

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: impertinent exciting multi-billionaire

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Misunderstood Cobalt Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Supple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Supple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Misunderstood Cobalt Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: electric rigpig principal's office

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Passionate Nubile Station

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: stimulating garnet trust fund den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Misunderstood Cobalt Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: stimulating garnet trust fund den

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: pink immigrant stead

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: copper ratface knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: diverse rough-skinned feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Lake sickened voyeur queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: Floppy persian locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: electric rigpig principal's office

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: diverse rough-skinned feces

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: vivacious doobsian internal respiration prole

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: Elite Fat Ankles Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: smoky underhanded place of business parlor

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: electric rigpig principal's office

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: bull headed yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: galvanic lime police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: copper ratface knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: diverse rough-skinned feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Lake sickened voyeur queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: ruddy alpha codepig

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: Floppy persian locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: Floppy persian locus

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: Supple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: electric rigpig principal's office

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bronze theater stage son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: bull headed yarmulke

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: mauve pontificating theatre

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Lilac pit clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Cocky Nudist Institution

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Deranged Chapel Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: electric rigpig principal's office

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: topaz aromatic shrine

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: electric rigpig principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: electric rigpig principal's office

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: wonderful wrinkle volcanic crater

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: Histrionic bonkers sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bronze theater stage son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: electric rigpig principal's office

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: electric rigpig principal's office

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: smoky underhanded place of business parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: smoky underhanded place of business parlor

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: copper ratface knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: topaz aromatic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: topaz aromatic shrine

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: Cocky Nudist Institution

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: sapphire twisted preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: sapphire twisted preventive strike

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac White Range

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: sapphire twisted preventive strike

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac White Range

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: copper ratface knife

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: hairless area

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: hairless area

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: disrespectful bipolar pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: copper ratface knife

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Seedy Laughsome Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Seedy Laughsome Gaming Laptop

Hon hon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745373)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: appetizing coral step-uncle's house cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745364)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: appetizing coral step-uncle's house cuckold

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: topaz aromatic shrine

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Adventurous Slimy Puppy Brunch

18000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745367)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: topaz aromatic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745370)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Adventurous Slimy Puppy Brunch

Holy fuck scroe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745806)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: copper ratface knife

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745906)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Adventurous Slimy Puppy Brunch

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745917)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: beta deep macaca

I just want someone Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745403)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: beta deep macaca

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: impertinent exciting multi-billionaire

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745483)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: disrespectful bipolar pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745816)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745882)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: disrespectful bipolar pozpig

I'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745935)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: Lake sickened voyeur queen of the night

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745845)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745892)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Lake sickened voyeur queen of the night

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745903)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Slimy Puppy Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745960)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: vivacious doobsian internal respiration prole

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748613)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Gay lettuce meetinghouse

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745868)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745908)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: copper ratface knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Cocky Nudist Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757079)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: diverse rough-skinned feces

God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making it to MSM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745902)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Lake sickened voyeur queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745921)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Slimy Puppy Brunch

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745958)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: ruddy alpha codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43759006)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: talking self-absorbed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#48409476)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: frum sinister useless brakes indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#48409492)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy alcoholic school faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747150)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: Insecure lay french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748717)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: Frozen overrated cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43756643)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: light startled office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745913)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: cowardly bossy state

BEST IN SHOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746095)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: Motley brass mediation

give me your hottest azn plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746938)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Motley brass mediation

barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746967)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: amber pistol location

this is such a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746893)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: amber pistol location

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Slimy Puppy Brunch

pwnmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747108)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: rusted unhinged mexican background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747303)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Charismatic Mewling Depressive Resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747683)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Lilac pit clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748603)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: vivacious doobsian internal respiration prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748605)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: vibrant erotic karate kitty cat

Historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748634)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker

Ty

I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the year strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#44018021)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: Ebony comical psychic

Brunette plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748684)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Sepia Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43749713)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: vivacious doobsian internal respiration prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43756577)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: Cocky Nudist Institution

Want!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757002)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: vivacious doobsian internal respiration prole

Where's my fucking wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43774720)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 15th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: Motley brass mediation

cntrol+ f "edit", phrase not found. great!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#44856503)



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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Pearly Turdskin Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#45656304)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: cowardly bossy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#48409318)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: talking self-absorbed stage

I'd like Chocolate Queen, plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#48409477)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: cell phones



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: new jeans ((zurich is stained))



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