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"Everybody Hates Chris" plays as SP Jr gets squanched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx3N0CVmcfc
doobsian irradiated foreskin
  05/16/23
Sam Hyde, poasting pedo shit online, folks
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
"daddy, don't make me go back to the playroom..." ...
Pale hyperventilating volcanic crater milk
  05/16/23
IRL pedophile, masturbates to children. ^
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
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doobsian irradiated foreskin
  05/16/23
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iridescent galvanic karate home
  05/16/23
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deep thriller french chef
  05/16/23
[scene: sp and spjr sitting in dive bar with spjr fidgeting ...
Pale hyperventilating volcanic crater milk
  05/16/23
Look, no big "Spaceporn" fan here, but you do mast...
doobsian irradiated foreskin
  05/16/23
that was told in private in the spaceporn harassment groupch...
Pale hyperventilating volcanic crater milk
  05/16/23
Shut the fuck up you fucking pedophile piece of shit if I sa...
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
Controversial take, but for my money "tough guy chris&q...
rose skinny woman
  05/16/23
especially because we all know what he looks like. im not su...
Pale hyperventilating volcanic crater milk
  05/16/23
What he looks like plus the tears from all his whimpering an...
rose skinny woman
  05/16/23
To be fair, I would be sputtering too if I had to a share a ...
doobsian irradiated foreskin
  05/16/23
That does sound troubling. I could have done without that im...
rose skinny woman
  05/16/23
Pedos get got mother fucker Cry out like a little bitch ...
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
To be fair, Chris, does the FBI know that you're making d...
Laughsome fortuitous meteor
  05/16/23
Anthony Zappin, folks.
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
To be fair, I like your new attitude towards outting, hey...
Laughsome fortuitous meteor
  05/16/23
Defamatory as hell.
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
To be fair, So sue me ;)
Laughsome fortuitous meteor
  05/16/23
I’m interested in these third party SEO interference a...
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
Anthony?
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
To be fair, Oh, NOW you want to draft up an immunity deal...
Laughsome fortuitous meteor
  05/16/23
Anthony? What are the damages associated with inferfering w...
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
To be fair, Oh well shit -- IMO, if you keep demanding th...
Laughsome fortuitous meteor
  05/16/23
Just reminding you what’s fucking what, you piece of s...
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
To be fair, Damn! You sure put me in my place, Chris Spin...
Laughsome fortuitous meteor
  05/16/23
Horrible. I can see why you don’t have custody of your...
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
To be fair, God I wish they would take away "yours&q...
Laughsome fortuitous meteor
  05/16/23
Nope! You have nothing! Cope!
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
To be fair, SUSPENDED!
Laughsome fortuitous meteor
  05/16/23
Do you think he minds photos? https://ibb.co/jz0fQXg
doobsian irradiated foreskin
  05/16/23
Sam Hyde in the poast above me, poasting a church photo and ...
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
To be fair, I laff every single time
Laughsome fortuitous meteor
  05/16/23
You guys work together a lot, I guess …
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
To be fair, *burns another hole in the bathmat with a cig...
Laughsome fortuitous meteor
  05/16/23
...
doobsian irradiated foreskin
  05/17/23
Someone should tell that fat bald bastard that Art Garfunkel...
rose skinny woman
  05/16/23
...
doobsian irradiated foreskin
  05/16/23
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crimson university
  05/19/23
this is the chinkiest picture I have ever seen LOL
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deep thriller french chef
  05/17/23
To be fair, Holy shit, this is a violent threat! Contacti...
Laughsome fortuitous meteor
  05/16/23
Probably should have studied the law a bit harder, Zappin.
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
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iridescent galvanic karate home
  05/16/23
To be fair, You do know that the arrow is pointing up at ...
Laughsome fortuitous meteor
  05/16/23
if I post weird rape shit about my son it’s not funny
doobsian irradiated foreskin
  05/16/23
...
Laughsome fortuitous meteor
  05/16/23
Sam Hyde keeps poasting pedo rape fantasies on here.
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
Don’t get me cancelled bro I’ve already lost one...
doobsian irradiated foreskin
  05/16/23
You have publicly harassed and defamed me for years, culmina...
Emerald address gay wizard
  05/16/23
I’m making a sketch about a clown with Down’s sy...
doobsian irradiated foreskin
  05/16/23
wtf does the word "squanch" even mean? i've never ...
deep thriller french chef
  05/16/23
spaceporn posted a thread about when he sees women IRL he wa...
Sooty Mad Cow Disease Ticket Booth
  05/16/23
Wtf. I miss a lot of stuff here.
deep thriller french chef
  05/16/23
He actually poasted that same thread 4 times, months apart ...
crimson university
  05/19/23
...
deep thriller french chef
  05/19/23
great thread
charcoal keepsake machete
  05/17/23
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doobsian irradiated foreskin
  05/17/23
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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:22 PM
Author: doobsian irradiated foreskin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx3N0CVmcfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46318893)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:09 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

Sam Hyde, poasting pedo shit online, folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319125)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: Pale hyperventilating volcanic crater milk

"daddy, don't make me go back to the playroom..."

[laugh track]

"c'mon son, you know it's hotdog time!"

[laugh track]

"but daddy i'm hungry, you haven't let me out of my cage in days."

*SP puts arm around son*

[camera zooms in]

"it's ok champ. we'll go out for pizza after. you know how much spending our playroom time together means to me."

[sentimental "awwwwww" track plays]

"i just heard of a new place. it's called comet something something?"

[uproarious laugh track]

[zoom in on spjrs wide eyes]

[fake to black as theme song plays]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319147)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:16 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

IRL pedophile, masturbates to children. ^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319173)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:17 PM
Author: doobsian irradiated foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319175)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:20 PM
Author: iridescent galvanic karate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319187)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:21 PM
Author: deep thriller french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319192)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:27 PM
Author: Pale hyperventilating volcanic crater milk

[scene: sp and spjr sitting in dive bar with spjr fidgeting uncomfortably]

SP: "son, stop messing around and eat your spaghetti"

SPjr: "i feel like i'm sitting on an acorn or something."

SP:"wow champ, save it for home!"

[laugh track]

[waitress appears]

Waitress: "hey, i been meaning to ask ya'll -- are you one of them ped-oh-files"

[audience: oooooooooooh!]

SP: "haha, i get that all the time!"

"well aren't you just ashamed of your self? raping your son in this day in age, i should call cps!"

[laugh track]

SP: "are you mock/defame/threating me? i will never be charged with anything! he's MY son and i can do what i like with him!"

SPjr: "please miss, do something, my life is a living nightmare."

[laugh track]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319217)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: doobsian irradiated foreskin

Look, no big "Spaceporn" fan here, but you do masterbate into a jar onto a picture of his son. Not sure if you can make this joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319225)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: Pale hyperventilating volcanic crater milk

that was told in private in the spaceporn harassment groupchat you fucking leaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319228)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

Shut the fuck up you fucking pedophile piece of shit if I saw you IRL I would fucking crush your skull with one hand while smiling you fucking pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319239)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: rose skinny woman

Controversial take, but for my money "tough guy chris" poasting is among the best on this site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319248)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: Pale hyperventilating volcanic crater milk

especially because we all know what he looks like. im not super buff but kicking spaceporns ass would be a Joke. i can't waiting til he starts talking to a real buffmo like hegemon with "come down here and say that to my face!" bravado.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319262)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:40 PM
Author: rose skinny woman

What he looks like plus the tears from all his whimpering and whining and screeching like an offended little girl all the time. It all just pairs with his tough talk so hilariously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319274)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: doobsian irradiated foreskin

To be fair, I would be sputtering too if I had to a share a message board with the guy who masturbates into a jar onto a picture of the son I rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319279)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:43 PM
Author: rose skinny woman

That does sound troubling. I could have done without that image in my mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319288)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:40 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

Pedos get got mother fucker

Cry out like a little bitch now see if you can get your "homies" to back you now you fucking pedophile jerking off to pics of little kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319278)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:01 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

Chris, does the FBI know that you're making death threats to people online now? Or did you forget to tell them that part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319602)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:04 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

Anthony Zappin, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319616)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:14 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

I like your new attitude towards outting, hey I guess if it's OK for you (Christopher Spinelli), it's OK for me!

PS: Christopher Spinelli is a child rapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319634)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:35 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

Defamatory as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319693)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

So sue me ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319731)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:37 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

I’m interested in these third party SEO interference acts you mentioned. Did this take place and to what degree. And when? 2020? 2021? Tough years for E&K …

Is it something where we’d see the damage once we got into it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319698)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

Anthony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319733)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

Oh, NOW you want to draft up an immunity deal?

Too late, Chris. Stop touching kids, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319736)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

Anthony? What are the damages associated with inferfering with our marketing efforts? Said efforts including defaming me online? That’s just incidental to the tortious interference seo placement you yourself confessed to having intimate knowledge of.

That was all just kidding, just joking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319747)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

Oh well shit -- IMO, if you keep demanding that I answer all of your questions, eventually I'll stop being able to just say "lol shut the fuck you sick ugly pedophile" and I'll be powerless to do anything other than give you what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319753)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:53 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

Just reminding you what’s fucking what, you piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319762)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:00 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

Damn! You sure put me in my place, Chris Spinelli.

Thankfully, unlike your adopted son, my place isn't in your bed with your tiny little cock stuffed inside my asshole. Whew, at least I can take some comfort in that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319776)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

Horrible. I can see why you don’t have custody of your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319798)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:11 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

God I wish they would take away "yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319813)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

Nope! You have nothing! Cope!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319826)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:18 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

SUSPENDED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319836)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: doobsian irradiated foreskin

Do you think he minds photos?

https://ibb.co/jz0fQXg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319711)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

Sam Hyde in the poast above me, poasting a church photo and harassing members of a church on racial grounds. These are some of the peole he thinks so little of that he poasts a church photo of them all together on an unmoderated 4-Chan like cesspool of a boart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319740)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

I laff every single time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319745)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

You guys work together a lot, I guess …

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319750)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

*burns another hole in the bathmat with a cig*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319755)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:21 AM
Author: doobsian irradiated foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46321695)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:09 PM
Author: rose skinny woman

Someone should tell that fat bald bastard that Art Garfunkel is right behind him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319802)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: doobsian irradiated foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46320277)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 3:10 AM
Author: crimson university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46330031)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 3:23 AM
Author: buff factory reset button partner

this is the chinkiest picture I have ever seen LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46330044)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:33 AM
Author: deep thriller french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46321725)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:00 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

Holy shit, this is a violent threat! Contacting the police as we speak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319600)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:07 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

Probably should have studied the law a bit harder, Zappin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319622)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: iridescent galvanic karate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319233)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

You do know that the arrow is pointing up at your own username right Chris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319543)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: doobsian irradiated foreskin

if I post weird rape shit about my son it’s not funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319586)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:00 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319595)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:02 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

Sam Hyde keeps poasting pedo rape fantasies on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319606)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:04 PM
Author: doobsian irradiated foreskin

Don’t get me cancelled bro I’ve already lost one show

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319615)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:06 PM
Author: Emerald address gay wizard

You have publicly harassed and defamed me for years, culminating in actual threats earlier this week, Sam Hyde. You are a huge liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319621)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:10 PM
Author: doobsian irradiated foreskin

I’m making a sketch about a clown with Down’s syndrome that rapes kids I think it’s going to be really popular lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319627)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:17 PM
Author: deep thriller french chef

wtf does the word "squanch" even mean? i've never heard that before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319178)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Sooty Mad Cow Disease Ticket Booth

spaceporn posted a thread about when he sees women IRL he wants to reach down and "squanch" them

then at some point after people used the term against him he had that thread and many others deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46319538)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: deep thriller french chef

Wtf. I miss a lot of stuff here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46320202)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 3:41 AM
Author: crimson university

He actually poasted that same thread 4 times, months apart

All 0 replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46330069)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 6:18 AM
Author: deep thriller french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46330184)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:13 AM
Author: charcoal keepsake machete

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46321677)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:20 AM
Author: doobsian irradiated foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#46321692)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2#49548710)