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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Razzmatazz location keepsake machete
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Swashbuckling Garrison
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
adventurous spot
  03/02/24
...
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  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
nubile marvelous step-uncle's house
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Swashbuckling Garrison
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
nubile marvelous step-uncle's house
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Swashbuckling Garrison
  03/02/24
lmao
hairraiser double fault
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
umber galvanic hall
  03/03/24
...
Costumed dashing rigor multi-billionaire
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
confused big potus dilemma
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Razzmatazz location keepsake machete
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Zippy market
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Razzmatazz location keepsake machete
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Zippy market
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
light piazza
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Mahogany den coffee pot
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
navy provocative box office
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Twinkling Becky Mother
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
godawful roommate lodge
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Flirting weed whacker
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
scarlet razzle macaca
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
...
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  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
thriller bawdyhouse skinny woman
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
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  03/03/24
...
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  03/11/24
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  03/02/24
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Razzmatazz location keepsake machete
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
unhinged aphrodisiac stain
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Razzmatazz location keepsake machete
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
unhinged aphrodisiac stain
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Mentally Impaired Rigpig
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
nubile marvelous step-uncle's house
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Razzmatazz location keepsake machete
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
thirsty field nowag
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Razzmatazz location keepsake machete
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Underhanded main people
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
fiercely-loyal coiffed codepig jewess
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
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  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Racy Quadroon
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Twinkling Becky Mother
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Mahogany den coffee pot
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
scarlet razzle macaca
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
light piazza
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
scarlet razzle macaca
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
Flirting weed whacker
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
laughsome temple
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
black legend stead
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Razzmatazz location keepsake machete
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Boyish site ratface
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Razzmatazz location keepsake machete
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Zippy market
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Razzmatazz location keepsake machete
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
confused big potus dilemma
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
ruddy embarrassed to the bone digit ratio
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Razzmatazz location keepsake machete
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
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you'll get through this, brother
light piazza
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
scarlet razzle macaca
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
scarlet razzle macaca
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
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  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
black legend stead
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
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  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
purple area philosopher-king
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Razzmatazz location keepsake machete
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Garrison

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: adventurous spot

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: appetizing cocky native half-breed



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: nubile marvelous step-uncle's house

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Garrison

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: nubile marvelous step-uncle's house

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Garrison

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: hairraiser double fault

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: umber galvanic hall

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Costumed dashing rigor multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: confused big potus dilemma

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Zippy market

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Zippy market

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: light piazza

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Mahogany den coffee pot

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: navy provocative box office

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Twinkling Becky Mother

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: godawful roommate lodge

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Flirting weed whacker

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: scarlet razzle macaca

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring affirmative action

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: thriller bawdyhouse skinny woman



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling locale pocket flask



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: thriller bawdyhouse skinny woman

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling locale pocket flask

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: hairraiser double fault



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: lavender travel guidebook stock car



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible crusty ceo

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stain

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac stain

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Rigpig

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: nubile marvelous step-uncle's house

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: thirsty field nowag

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Underhanded main people

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal coiffed codepig jewess

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Racy Quadroon

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Twinkling Becky Mother

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Mahogany den coffee pot

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: scarlet razzle macaca

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: light piazza

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: scarlet razzle macaca

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: overrated floppy sandwich resort

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: ruddy embarrassed to the bone digit ratio

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Flirting weed whacker

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: laughsome temple

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Orchid Massive Turdskin Depressive

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: indecent sweet tailpipe

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: cerebral property

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: ruddy embarrassed to the bone digit ratio

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle state international law enforcement agency

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: black legend stead

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Glassy Locus Sound Barrier

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Abusive sanctuary patrolman

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Boyish site ratface

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Zippy market

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: confused big potus dilemma

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: ruddy embarrassed to the bone digit ratio

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Magenta exhilarant gas station toilet seat

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Magenta exhilarant gas station toilet seat

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Bisexual citrine regret nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: light piazza

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Demanding Shitlib

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: scarlet razzle macaca

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: scarlet razzle macaca

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: godawful roommate lodge

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Demanding Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Magenta exhilarant gas station toilet seat

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Talented haunted graveyard

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Costumed dashing rigor multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: wonderful seedy brunch community account



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Amethyst Parlour



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Twinkling Becky Mother

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Fragrant Alcoholic Gaming Laptop

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: purple area philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: charcoal indian lodge psychic

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: appetizing cocky native half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Fragrant Alcoholic Gaming Laptop

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Demanding Shitlib

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Trip wine university

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle state international law enforcement agency

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: black legend stead

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Boyish site ratface

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: purple area philosopher-king

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Mahogany den coffee pot

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: mint beady-eyed rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Curious boltzmann



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: vibrant heaven



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Bisexual citrine regret nursing home



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Glittery claret trailer park people who are hurt

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Twinkling Becky Mother

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Fragrant Alcoholic Gaming Laptop

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: odious drunken school newt

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Mahogany den coffee pot

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: motley bistre brethren



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location keepsake machete

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Mustard private investor

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: appetizing cocky native half-breed

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Bisexual citrine regret nursing home



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Contagious Smoky Dragon

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Irradiated mauve cruise ship feces



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Erotic Saffron Home Love Of Her Life

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: judgmental chest-beating cuckold pit

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: light piazza



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: black legend stead

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Bright police squad abode

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: wonderful seedy brunch community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: shivering milky pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: charcoal indian lodge psychic

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Magenta exhilarant gas station toilet seat

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Stag Film

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Emerald charismatic theater toaster



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