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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
galvanic legend hell
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
rose pisswyrm hunting ground
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
galvanic legend hell
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
rose pisswyrm hunting ground
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
contagious coral cruise ship hissy fit
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
contagious coral cruise ship hissy fit
  09/10/24
Same
Marvelous Corner
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
contagious coral cruise ship hissy fit
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
galvanic legend hell
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
contagious coral cruise ship hissy fit
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
galvanic legend hell
  09/10/24
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rose pisswyrm hunting ground
  09/10/24
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Clear mad-dog skullcap halford
  09/10/24
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primrose stage pocket flask
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
rose pisswyrm hunting ground
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Self-absorbed razzmatazz site
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Swashbuckling thirsty point
  09/10/24
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galvanic legend hell
  09/10/24
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cracking onyx location windowlicker
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
contagious coral cruise ship hissy fit
  09/10/24
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Adventurous awkward garrison
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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Provocative striped hyena institution
  10/07/24
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Provocative striped hyena institution
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
amber abusive resort
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
galvanic legend hell
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Tripping church
  11/26/24
1800000
Snowy alcoholic mediation coldplay fan
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: galvanic legend hell

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: rose pisswyrm hunting ground

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: galvanic legend hell

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: rose pisswyrm hunting ground

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: contagious coral cruise ship hissy fit

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: contagious coral cruise ship hissy fit

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Marvelous Corner

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: contagious coral cruise ship hissy fit

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: galvanic legend hell

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: contagious coral cruise ship hissy fit

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: galvanic legend hell

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: rose pisswyrm hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Clear mad-dog skullcap halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: primrose stage pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: rose pisswyrm hunting ground

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Self-absorbed razzmatazz site

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling thirsty point

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: galvanic legend hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: cracking onyx location windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: contagious coral cruise ship hissy fit

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Adventurous awkward garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Provocative striped hyena institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Provocative striped hyena institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: amber abusive resort

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: galvanic legend hell

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Tripping church

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Snowy alcoholic mediation coldplay fan

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736580)