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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
flushed stock car multi-billionaire
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Histrionic high-end house sweet tailpipe
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
flushed stock car multi-billionaire
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Histrionic high-end house sweet tailpipe
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
concupiscible fantasy-prone bawdyhouse
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
startling market dingle berry
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
flushed stock car multi-billionaire
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
pungent office
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
ebony heady national
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
onyx twisted hospital toilet seat
  09/18/24
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Bateful Deer Antler
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
hairraiser whorehouse
  09/18/24
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maize dragon library
  09/19/24
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frozen base
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
laughsome zippy turdskin
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
insane blathering forum doctorate
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Lascivious location newt
  10/04/24
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flushed stock car multi-billionaire
  12/20/24
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Big-titted abode
  02/27/25
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metal sinister public bath friendly grandma
  04/16/25
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pube
  01/15/26


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: flushed stock car multi-billionaire

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Histrionic high-end house sweet tailpipe

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: flushed stock car multi-billionaire

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Histrionic high-end house sweet tailpipe

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: concupiscible fantasy-prone bawdyhouse

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: startling market dingle berry

What was your best joke

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: flushed stock car multi-billionaire

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: pungent office

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: ebony heady national

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: onyx twisted hospital toilet seat

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: hairraiser whorehouse

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: maize dragon library



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: frozen base



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: laughsome zippy turdskin

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: insane blathering forum doctorate

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Lascivious location newt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: flushed stock car multi-billionaire



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Big-titted abode



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: metal sinister public bath friendly grandma



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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