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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
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  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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Hence “closest”
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lemon confused old irish cottage

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Racy orange theatre

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: lemon confused old irish cottage

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: vermilion painfully honest set



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: spectacular out-of-control locale pocket flask

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: lemon confused old irish cottage

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: gay bawdyhouse puppy

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: vermilion painfully honest set



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Floppy Domesticated Mad Cow Disease

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: lemon confused old irish cottage

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Racy orange theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Floppy Domesticated Mad Cow Disease

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: vermilion painfully honest set

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Big-titted menage haunted graveyard

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: lemon confused old irish cottage

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: coiffed tank filthpig

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: vermilion painfully honest set



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Silver motley den shitlib

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: bonkers canary potus hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: lemon confused old irish cottage

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Racy orange theatre

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: vermilion painfully honest set



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
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