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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Exciting green voyeur private investor
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Ivory Halford Range
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
White mental disorder messiness
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Provocative Factory Reset Button Jewess
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
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  08/30/25
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electric state
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Deep Corner Alpha
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Swashbuckling blathering boltzmann field
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Exciting green voyeur private investor
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Swashbuckling blathering boltzmann field
  08/31/25
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laughsome gaming laptop
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
White mental disorder messiness
  08/31/25
delusional take
laughsome gaming laptop
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
White mental disorder messiness
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
boyish stag film partner
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
White mental disorder messiness
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
big trump supporter becky
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
White mental disorder messiness
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Exciting green voyeur private investor
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
White mental disorder messiness
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Exciting green voyeur private investor
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
big trump supporter becky
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
White mental disorder messiness
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
White mental disorder messiness
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
White mental disorder messiness
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
big trump supporter becky
  09/05/25
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White mental disorder messiness
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
vivacious violent nursing home tank
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
big trump supporter becky
  09/05/25
...
White mental disorder messiness
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
White mental disorder messiness
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
big trump supporter becky
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Exciting green voyeur private investor
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Fuchsia blood rage
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
White mental disorder messiness
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Fuchsia blood rage
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
White mental disorder messiness
  09/05/25
Kenny
big trump supporter becky
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
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  09/06/25
...
Underhanded Bateful Church
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
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  09/06/25
...
Underhanded Bateful Church
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Exciting green voyeur private investor
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
White mental disorder messiness
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Filthy multi-colored parlour travel guidebook
  09/07/25
Explain
Exciting green voyeur private investor
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Fragrant shrine goyim
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Exciting green voyeur private investor
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
White mental disorder messiness
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
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  09/07/25
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boyish stag film partner
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
White mental disorder messiness
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
White mental disorder messiness
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
White mental disorder messiness
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
White mental disorder messiness
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
White mental disorder messiness
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
White mental disorder messiness
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
White mental disorder messiness
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
big trump supporter becky
  01/18/26
...
White mental disorder messiness
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Exhilarant Bat Shit Crazy Base Friendly Grandma
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
White mental disorder messiness
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
White mental disorder messiness
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
White mental disorder messiness
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
White mental disorder messiness
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
White mental disorder messiness
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Exciting green voyeur private investor
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
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  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
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  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
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  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
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  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
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  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
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  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
White mental disorder messiness
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
White mental disorder messiness
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
White mental disorder messiness
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
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  05/28/26
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Exciting green voyeur private investor

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Ivory Halford Range

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Provocative Factory Reset Button Jewess

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Hateful bawdyhouse mediation

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: electric state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Deep Corner Alpha

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling blathering boltzmann field

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Exciting green voyeur private investor

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Swashbuckling blathering boltzmann field

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: laughsome gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: laughsome gaming laptop

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: boyish stag film partner

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: big trump supporter becky

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Exciting green voyeur private investor

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Exciting green voyeur private investor

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: big trump supporter becky

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: big trump supporter becky

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: vivacious violent nursing home tank

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: big trump supporter becky

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: big trump supporter becky

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Exciting green voyeur private investor

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Fuchsia blood rage

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Fuchsia blood rage

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: big trump supporter becky

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Exciting green voyeur private investor

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Underhanded Bateful Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Underhanded Bateful Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Exciting green voyeur private investor

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Filthy multi-colored parlour travel guidebook

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Exciting green voyeur private investor

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Fragrant shrine goyim

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Exciting green voyeur private investor

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Exciting green voyeur private investor

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: boyish stag film partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: big trump supporter becky

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bat Shit Crazy Base Friendly Grandma

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Exciting green voyeur private investor

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Exciting green voyeur private investor

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: glittery doobsian round eye karate

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: big trump supporter becky

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: White mental disorder messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49919996)