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burgundy stage
  09/08/25
FUCK NO. She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the a...
Lilac puppy state
  09/08/25
Well done
burgundy stage
  09/08/25
Yes. Gunner can confirm :(
Dun Laughsome Parlour
  09/08/25
How obese? How do you deal with it?
burgundy stage
  09/08/25
193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)
Dun Laughsome Parlour
  09/08/25
Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall
Hateful Boyish Idea He Suggested Organic Girlfriend
  09/08/25
I lied. I’m a liar
Dun Laughsome Parlour
  09/08/25
I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt shor...
excitant sable azn public bath
  09/08/25
How do you get hard for that?
burgundy stage
  09/08/25
I don’t ususlly
Dun Laughsome Parlour
  09/08/25
not at all
marvelous boistinker
  09/08/25
Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in th...
burgundy stage
  09/08/25
Lol
crimson orchestra pit
  09/09/25
nah that's why you marry asian pussy
180 khaki giraffe box office
  09/08/25
Rail thin Russian athlete
bat-shit-crazy fortuitous meteor
  09/08/25
um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?
maniacal henna voyeur ticket booth
  09/08/25
What's his name?
scarlet galvanic hominid
  09/08/25
I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard ...
burgundy stage
  09/08/25
It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful i...
Cobalt gunner knife
  09/09/25
Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it ...
honey-headed disrespectful church ratface
  09/08/25
Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to a...
burgundy stage
  09/08/25
It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass ...
honey-headed disrespectful church ratface
  09/09/25
How does that work out for you? Good solution?
Contagious Dead Garrison
  09/09/25
I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it'...
honey-headed disrespectful church ratface
  09/09/25
How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your ...
Chestnut passionate trust fund
  09/09/25
Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my...
honey-headed disrespectful church ratface
  09/09/25
I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexua...
burgundy stage
  09/09/25
Yes she is fat
plum swashbuckling dingle berry
  09/08/25
Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut...
burgundy stage
  09/08/25
She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is sh...
plum swashbuckling dingle berry
  09/09/25
Do you wash her with a garden hose?
burgundy stage
  09/09/25
I don't interact with her when she is naked
plum swashbuckling dingle berry
  09/09/25
Do you think she has a dildo?
burgundy stage
  09/09/25
Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victori...
plum swashbuckling dingle berry
  09/09/25
Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound ou...
burgundy stage
  09/09/25
When we conceived our child nearly three years ago
plum swashbuckling dingle berry
  09/09/25
180
scarlet galvanic hominid
  09/09/25
...
plum swashbuckling dingle berry
  09/09/25
no. i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but...
histrionic sapphire university laser beams
  09/08/25
Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.
Contagious Dead Garrison
  09/09/25
Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?
burgundy stage
  09/09/25
180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I&rs...
Dun Laughsome Parlour
  09/09/25
this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with ...
Opaque soul-stirring electric furnace liquid oxygen
  09/09/25
not as fat as she used to be but still fat
Comical Quadroon Pit
  09/09/25
Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?
burgundy stage
  09/09/25
i haven't given her the dick in years
Comical Quadroon Pit
  09/09/25
Whoa. Where do you put your dick?
burgundy stage
  09/09/25
my hand
Comical Quadroon Pit
  09/09/25
We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker
burgundy stage
  09/09/25
180
scarlet galvanic hominid
  09/09/25
93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee ...
Drunken french chef
  09/09/25
Tits?
burgundy stage
  09/09/25
Nope
hot patrolman
  09/09/25
Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG
Rusted home
  09/09/25
...
burgundy stage
  01/13/26
only in her mind
territorial beady-eyed multi-billionaire parlor
  01/13/26
underweight actually
dashing theatre gaping
  01/13/26


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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: burgundy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246324)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Lilac puppy state

FUCK NO.

She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the age of ~20.

I brought this up once, and it did not go well. But it seemed to have worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246333)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: burgundy stage

Well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246343)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Dun Laughsome Parlour

Yes. Gunner can confirm :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246348)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: burgundy stage

How obese? How do you deal with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246353)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Dun Laughsome Parlour

193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246408)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Hateful Boyish Idea He Suggested Organic Girlfriend

Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246508)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Dun Laughsome Parlour

I lied. I’m a liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246624)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: excitant sable azn public bath

I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246512)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: burgundy stage

How do you get hard for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246517)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Dun Laughsome Parlour

I don’t ususlly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246626)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: marvelous boistinker

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246410)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: burgundy stage

Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in the ass from bbc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246516)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: crimson orchestra pit

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246797)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: 180 khaki giraffe box office

nah that's why you marry asian pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246423)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy fortuitous meteor

Rail thin Russian athlete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246519)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: maniacal henna voyeur ticket booth

um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246591)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: scarlet galvanic hominid

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246664)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: burgundy stage

I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard animals to admit to it...I refuse to believe every marriedmo here has a thin wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246619)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Cobalt gunner knife

It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful in the UMC, so we'd expect it to be less prevalent than in the general population.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247879)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: honey-headed disrespectful church ratface

Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it works out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246622)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: burgundy stage

Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to ankles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246628)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: honey-headed disrespectful church ratface

It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass is big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247065)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Contagious Dead Garrison

How does that work out for you? Good solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246967)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: honey-headed disrespectful church ratface

I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it's better than divorce or celibacy, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247061)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Chestnut passionate trust fund

How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your kids don't turn out crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247064)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: honey-headed disrespectful church ratface

Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my wife and enjoy her company. I'm just not interested in having sex with a 50-year-old morbidly obese woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247067)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: burgundy stage

I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247811)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: plum swashbuckling dingle berry

Yes she is fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246660)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: burgundy stage

Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut or is her ass a compact car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246783)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: plum swashbuckling dingle berry

She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is shaped like the chernobyl elephant's foot. objectively speaking she could probably just wear properly fitted clothes, but she is too much of a slob to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247092)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: burgundy stage

Do you wash her with a garden hose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247794)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: plum swashbuckling dingle berry

I don't interact with her when she is naked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247802)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: burgundy stage

Do you think she has a dildo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247806)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: plum swashbuckling dingle berry

Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victorian woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247821)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: burgundy stage

Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound out her vagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247825)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: plum swashbuckling dingle berry

When we conceived our child nearly three years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247858)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: scarlet galvanic hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247914)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: plum swashbuckling dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247930)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: histrionic sapphire university laser beams

no.

i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but you cant let you're actual wife get like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246669)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Contagious Dead Garrison

Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246968)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: burgundy stage

Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247354)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Dun Laughsome Parlour

180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I’m not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246977)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Opaque soul-stirring electric furnace liquid oxygen

this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with hawt model wives (from cebu)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247063)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Comical Quadroon Pit

not as fat as she used to be but still fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247069)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: burgundy stage

Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247181)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Comical Quadroon Pit

i haven't given her the dick in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247240)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: burgundy stage

Whoa. Where do you put your dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247348)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Comical Quadroon Pit

my hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247361)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: burgundy stage

We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247364)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: scarlet galvanic hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247918)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Drunken french chef

93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee every day not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247187)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: burgundy stage

Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247349)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: hot patrolman

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247826)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Rusted home

Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247889)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: burgundy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49587504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: territorial beady-eyed multi-billionaire parlor

only in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49587510)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: dashing theatre gaping

underweight actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49587512)