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My brand new associate wasted no time getting fired in two working days

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter ...
alcoholic pontificating hospital alpha
  12/28/25
I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp
titillating cyan incel
  12/28/25
This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her ...
alcoholic pontificating hospital alpha
  12/28/25
Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere
titillating cyan incel
  12/28/25
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Ivory Gunner Mediation
  12/28/25
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Nofapping mint heaven
  12/28/25
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Angry jewess roommate
  12/28/25
so why did he get fired?
blue aphrodisiac theater
  12/28/25
He choked and sexually touched an associate.
alcoholic pontificating hospital alpha
  12/28/25
i'm sexually touching myself rn so what
blue aphrodisiac theater
  12/28/25
Did u wipe?
Angry jewess roommate
  12/28/25
hdy
blue aphrodisiac theater
  12/28/25
I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around...
Claret awkward native
  12/28/25
Sound like you're a good later to me
titillating cyan incel
  12/28/25
OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next &ld...
ultramarine appetizing travel guidebook marketing idea
  12/28/25
u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.
Impressive smoky institution
  12/28/25
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insanely creepy background story voyeur
  12/28/25
Guessing he was a shortmo
Up-to-no-good Friendly Grandma Telephone
  12/28/25
So, did she
Vibrant amethyst library skinny woman
  12/28/25
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Aromatic well-lubricated cuckold pistol
  12/28/25
cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the i...
Laughsome mewling becky puppy
  12/28/25
It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs tha...
Impertinent Big Place Of Business
  12/28/25
Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour bi...
Claret awkward native
  12/28/25
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Impertinent Big Place Of Business
  12/28/25
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submissive flushed keepsake machete point
  12/31/25
He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s ove...
alcoholic pontificating hospital alpha
  12/28/25
what's his moniker?
Dead Love Of Her Life
  12/28/25
https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg
Ivory Gunner Mediation
  12/28/25


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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:29 AM
Author: alcoholic pontificating hospital alpha

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter associates (25) came out of the bathroom and he asked her “did you wipe?” Then she got freaked out and started walking away he cornered her in the hallway and said “I fuckin asked if you wiped.” Then he put his hands on her throat. Claimed he was joking. Police came he was charged with assault and sexual touching or something. Amazing how hard it is to find normal lawyers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544294)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: titillating cyan incel

I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544296)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: alcoholic pontificating hospital alpha

This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her neck.

Worst part is she wants to quit and she’s one of the hottest and best lawyers we have even at 25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544305)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:33 AM
Author: titillating cyan incel

Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544307)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: Ivory Gunner Mediation



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: Nofapping mint heaven



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: Angry jewess roommate



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:31 AM
Author: blue aphrodisiac theater

so why did he get fired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544301)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: alcoholic pontificating hospital alpha

He choked and sexually touched an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544306)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: blue aphrodisiac theater

i'm sexually touching myself rn so what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544308)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: Angry jewess roommate

Did u wipe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544321)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: blue aphrodisiac theater

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544324)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Claret awkward native

I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around her throat. And she’s not that hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544302)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: titillating cyan incel

Sound like you're a good later to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544303)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: ultramarine appetizing travel guidebook marketing idea

OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next “mentee”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544326)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:42 AM
Author: Impressive smoky institution

u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544313)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 5:46 AM
Author: insanely creepy background story voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544403)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Friendly Grandma Telephone

Guessing he was a shortmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544479)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Vibrant amethyst library skinny woman

So, did she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545092)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Aromatic well-lubricated cuckold pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545095)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Laughsome mewling becky puppy

cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the issue wasn’t really in question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545099)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Impertinent Big Place Of Business

It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs that you were hiring a psychopath. You should have a chatty Becky in at least one round of hiring as your "Don't hire him, he gives me the creeps" canary.

Was he socially awkward or Ted Bundy suave? Race? Resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545113)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Claret awkward native

Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour biller.

This is a business, not an SEC fraternity. Little shrews in training can take some creepy breakroom cornering and painful-to-read flirtatious texts it won't kill them it's an adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545158)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Impertinent Big Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545211)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: submissive flushed keepsake machete point



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: alcoholic pontificating hospital alpha

He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s over 6’0. Not too fucked up. His hands were the size of Jordan’s. Maybe that’s a sign but I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545195)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Dead Love Of Her Life

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545163)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Ivory Gunner Mediation

https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545883)