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jcm taking ?s and insults wrt my healthy, happy marriage

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abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
How much THING DOING have you been forcing him to do
Histrionic jewess indian lodge
  04/29/26
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talented pistol
  04/29/26
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abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
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talented pistol
  04/29/26
literally almost none If we had gotten married when I was...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
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talented pistol
  04/29/26
An annoying 23 year old newlywed wife tp
Histrionic jewess indian lodge
  04/29/26
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talented pistol
  04/29/26
my tits were way perkier and my skin smooth and shiny, but l...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
slimepit in the US tp
talented pistol
  04/29/26
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abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
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talented pistol
  04/29/26
Pics? Describe your insufferableness.
maroon bateful degenerate
  04/29/26
i assure you i am fat and hideous. ;) idk, i was a typica...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
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Histrionic jewess indian lodge
  04/29/26
What about FRIEND HAVING. My wife won’t let me be a b...
Heady stead
  04/29/26
what about friend-having? maybe its because we were both ...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
ah, see, I’ve been married so long and done so much st...
Heady stead
  04/29/26
absolutely devastating
light soul-stirring faggotry senate
  04/29/26
yeah, i think there are many, many positives to getting marr...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
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Stirring garrison
  04/29/26
i really hate this
Ultramarine exhilarant international law enforcement agency
  04/29/26
The group organized a socially distanced dinner picnic at th...
Heady stead
  04/29/26
My god.
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
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talented pistol
  04/29/26
to be fair, you're in the "honeymoon period" and y...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/29/26
The honeymoon period of Autoadmit poasting (2004 - ?)
talented pistol
  04/29/26
they got married last year
Filthy cruise ship
  04/29/26
180
talented pistol
  04/29/26
oh look, its consuela, the resident relationship and persona...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
xoxo
Filthy cruise ship
  04/29/26
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talented pistol
  04/29/26
would you consider getting him a moniker so we can have anot...
Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner
  04/29/26
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talented pistol
  04/29/26
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Histrionic jewess indian lodge
  04/29/26
honestly? yeah i would consider it. i dont know how much he ...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
What is the point of two sterile people marrying?
boyish misanthropic selfie regret
  04/29/26
Poast-moniker synergy
talented pistol
  04/29/26
well consuela, we genuinely love and like each other and enj...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
can't you love and like each other and enjoy each other's co...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/29/26
and you can have kids without being married
Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner
  04/29/26
sure, but the idea of marriage is/was to raise the bar for s...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/29/26
i know this is a really difficult concept for you to underst...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
i grant that you and your husband enjoy each other's company...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/29/26
comments like these are why people hate (((you))).
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
lol
Filthy cruise ship
  04/29/26
Monogamous commitment for life obviously The same thing t...
Histrionic jewess indian lodge
  04/29/26
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abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
there's also a ton of legal benefits for being married. not ...
Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner
  04/29/26
and simple shit like being on the same health insurance and ...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
cr. two completely rational actors would choose to get marri...
Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner
  04/29/26
also... like, FUCK, we just want to spend the rest of our li...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
don't let someone like consuela get under your skin. that's ...
Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner
  04/29/26
oh i know. consuela doesnt really get under my skin. honestl...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
It's tough when your parents gave you a bad example like tha...
Stirring garrison
  04/29/26
yeah, they gave me the worst example possible. my mom has be...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
i've always found the childfree advocates so insufferable in...
Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner
  04/29/26
As someone who grew up in an insanely dysfunctional family, ...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
18000000000 especially 180 on the silver lining in waitin...
Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner
  04/29/26
I can definitely understand it. I wouldn't personally do it....
Stirring garrison
  04/29/26
im just being melodramatic and ranty. im not actually pissy....
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
translation: i'm on adderall and bored
Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner
  04/29/26
PROJECTING
Stirring garrison
  04/29/26
not projecting, just a well-tuned radar because of my own ex...
Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner
  04/29/26
That's how I feel about tech stocks so I get it
Stirring garrison
  04/29/26
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Stirring garrison
  04/29/26
I acknowledge the legal and medical benefits But even so ...
Filthy cruise ship
  04/29/26
I know this is painfully difficult for (((you))) to understa...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
Right! Normal marriages are for the benefit of children.
Filthy cruise ship
  04/29/26
this is what many here think, but only if you're cynical and...
Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner
  04/29/26
just want to clarify: i have never wanted kids. but have alw...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
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Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner
  04/29/26
rare consuela W
Milky old irish cottage
  05/05/26
is squirt pee
Ultramarine exhilarant international law enforcement agency
  04/29/26
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light soul-stirring faggotry senate
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abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
i remember going on a trip in july 2014 with my pregnant wif...
diverse red national security agency
  04/29/26
2014? i was probably on a LOT of drugs.
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
you were super fat then, u texted me a pic
diverse red national security agency
  04/29/26
i definitely didn't. i didn't share any full body pics with ...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
fuck you, bitch. jfc.
diverse red national security agency
  04/29/26
sorry your memory sucks, you drug-addled faggot. my memory i...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
why are you fat? that is 120. and how fat are you?
diverse red national security agency
  04/29/26
how did he react when you told him your body count?
godawful messiness
  04/29/26
LOL at you assuming his body count isn't 2-3x mine because h...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
that doesn't matter. even if the guy has plowed more holes t...
diverse red national security agency
  04/29/26
im sorry that you have a small penis. men with COCKS don'...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
this is slut cope. you got ran through by a bunch of dudes w...
diverse red national security agency
  04/29/26
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abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
i'm sorry i said these things to you. i do think that way, b...
diverse red national security agency
  04/29/26
no, im going to kill myself now! because obviously i am a ma...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
sure hope nobody's walking below where you jump ha ha
diverse red national security agency
  04/29/26
whoa they're really gonna be CRUSHED
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
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Filthy cruise ship
  04/29/26
I made no such assumption and would appreciate an answer to ...
godawful messiness
  04/29/26
How often do you smash? Does one of you want sex more than t...
Stirring garrison
  04/29/26
Husband travels a lot for work. During weeks that we are bot...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
does he "blow your back out"
purple passionate theatre travel guidebook
  04/29/26
i am too old and retarded to know what that means
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
he was callign you a "big back." my kids use that ...
diverse red national security agency
  04/29/26
yes, the woman that has been openly talking about how she is...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
why u being so mean
diverse red national security agency
  04/29/26
Tcq
Stirring garrison
  04/29/26
3x a week is pretty good, age adjusted Are you on the pil...
Stirring garrison
  04/29/26
it really is. i recently turned 45 (weeeeeeeeeee!) and he wi...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
How often do you think Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson are ...
Stirring garrison
  04/29/26
unlikely that anyone who says "sexytime" is having...
bright hospital
  05/02/26
harsh but fair
abnormal hell tank
  05/06/26
i have an iud and yes of course creampie. we are fucking mar...
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
180 Good to hear you are doing your Job
Stirring garrison
  04/29/26
Your 40 something wife not allowing you to creampie her when...
Histrionic jewess indian lodge
  04/29/26
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abnormal hell tank
  05/06/26
what do you think about my dead bedroom
trip house
  04/29/26
link the thread and ill give a biological female perspective
abnormal hell tank
  04/29/26
there's no thread. there's a bedroom, which is dead.
trip house
  04/29/26
Sounds genuinely 180 and healthy. What kind of music does he...
Frozen Idea He Suggested
  04/29/26
Rate me as a poster.
Hairraiser hissy fit therapy
  05/06/26
Do you admit to still being retarded, even if not as much an...
carnelian gay wizard
  05/06/26
yes, of course. i am retarded. this is a RETARDED question.
abnormal hell tank
  05/06/26
Then 180. Don't care about your marriage or life or anything...
carnelian gay wizard
  05/06/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: abnormal hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851058)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Histrionic jewess indian lodge

How much THING DOING have you been forcing him to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851068)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: talented pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851074)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: abnormal hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851084)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: talented pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851099)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: abnormal hell tank

literally almost none

If we had gotten married when I was fuck, idk, an annoying 23 year old, I definitely would have made him THING-DO. AND THING-DO. And when we were done THING-DOING, we would have THING-DONE some more. But I'm middle-aged now and long ago figured out that it's all a fucking scam.

It also helps a lot that we have an insane amount of overlap in our personal and professional interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851081)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: talented pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851101)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Histrionic jewess indian lodge

An annoying 23 year old newlywed wife tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851152)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: talented pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851154)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

my tits were way perkier and my skin smooth and shiny, but like almost every other 23 y/o slimepit in the US, i was insufferable at that age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851157)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: talented pistol

slimepit in the US tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: talented pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851176)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: maroon bateful degenerate

Pics?

Describe your insufferableness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851188)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

i assure you i am fat and hideous. ;)

idk, i was a typical dumb 23 y/o cunt. was arrogant, thought i knew it all, thought i was too good for everything and everyone even though objectively at the time i was kind of a loser. valued all the wrong things. idk, i was just a fucking retard. i grew up a lot in my late 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851254)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Histrionic jewess indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851192)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Heady stead

What about FRIEND HAVING. My wife won’t let me be a borderline hermit who only hangs out with our kids and my two bike friends. makes me MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851196)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

what about friend-having?

maybe its because we were both FUCKING OLD when we got married but... i dont feel the need to drag him around to hang out with every person i'm friends with. i outgrew that phase more than a decade ago. he's met all of my friends that actually matter to me and vice versa.

generally speaking, we don't need to be stuck up each others asses 24/7. we have a few friends that we hang out with maybe once or twice a month and spend a fair amount of time with his sister and her husband whenever we can. but other than that we're both quite happy to do our own thing. he travels a fair amount for lessons/gigs/concerts (he's a musician- a real one, not a greasy hippie guitarist faggot) and my work schedule keeps me at home mostly, but i work a combo of days and nights. when we're both home we enjoy hanging out with each other and see friends when we can.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851216)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Heady stead

ah, see, I’ve been married so long and done so much stuff through the lens of our kids’ activities and the local social circle (established and maintained by my wife) that I’m just sort of expected to be friends with this other pile of husbands/dads that I have very little interest in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851253)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: light soul-stirring faggotry senate

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851255)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

yeah, i think there are many, many positives to getting married young.

i think one of the positives of getting married when you are OLD AS FUCK is that you have naturally grown past all of the stages of social crap that you may have inadvertently gotten stuck in if you were a young married couple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851261)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Stirring garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851347)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine exhilarant international law enforcement agency

i really hate this



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851297)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Heady stead

The group organized a socially distanced dinner picnic at the local lake during the height of the pandemic. I brought a lawn chair and sat easily 200 feet away from everyone, intentionally beyond the range of any possible conversation. Sipped beer and watched the sunset. Then I left and went for a mountain bike ride in the dark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851352)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

My god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851424)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: talented pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851830)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

to be fair, you're in the "honeymoon period" and you don't have kids. it's more like cohabitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851160)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: talented pistol

The honeymoon period of Autoadmit poasting (2004 - ?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851165)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

they got married last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851168)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: talented pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851169)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

oh look, its consuela, the resident relationship and personality expert!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851179)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: talented pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851183)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner

would you consider getting him a moniker so we can have another husband/wife poasting duo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851177)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: talented pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851181)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Histrionic jewess indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851189)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

honestly? yeah i would consider it. i dont know how much he would actually poast, though.

when we first started dating, i explained xo and showed him a handful of threads.

thankfully he found peterman-threading highlights almost as funny as i did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851234)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: boyish misanthropic selfie regret

What is the point of two sterile people marrying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851180)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: talented pistol

Poast-moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851184)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

well consuela, we genuinely love and like each other and enjoy each other's company.

i know this is a foreign concept to you, but try to understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851186)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

can't you love and like each other and enjoy each other's company without "marriage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851191)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner

and you can have kids without being married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851195)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

sure, but the idea of marriage is/was to raise the bar for separation & therefore create stability for children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851198)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

i know this is a really difficult concept for you to understand because you're a short, unlikeable kike, but sometimes people genuinely enjoy each others company and love each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851224)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

i grant that you and your husband enjoy each other's company and love each other. congrats. what changes based upon your government-approved piece of paper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851238)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

comments like these are why people hate (((you))).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851243)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851252)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Histrionic jewess indian lodge

Monogamous commitment for life obviously

The same thing that changes for younger fertile couples when they get married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851248)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851264)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner

there's also a ton of legal benefits for being married. not just tax and property, but important things like being in charge of making medical decisions if the other is impaired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851279)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

and simple shit like being on the same health insurance and car insurance policies etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851282)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner

cr. two completely rational actors would choose to get married because for all sorts of legal reasons. let alone various cultural, individual, and religious reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851298)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

also... like, FUCK, we just want to spend the rest of our lives together. its not that hard to understand.

its honestly weird as fuck to me that the men on xo hate women so much that they can't imagine wanting to be with one woman for life unless that woman is going to give them a kid.

most people that are capable of loving and being loved will find the right person and see the value in making that lifelong commitment. but i am just going to stop right now because its not worth ranting to the 8 remaining mentally poasters. lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851317)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner

don't let someone like consuela get under your skin. that's what he wants.

yeah the individual commitment thing is obvious, but a cynical misanthrope wouldn't be receptive to it, so i mentioned all the other objective legal benefits of marriage that don't have anything to do with kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851324)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

oh i know. consuela doesnt really get under my skin. honestly i mostly feel sorry for him because he's obviously a miserable person in every way imaginable. the general xo opinion of "women are only useful as baby-makers!" blows my mind, though. fucking JULIA of all people once made an insightful poast about how the reason why the men on xo were so miserable was because they were the male versions of the shrews they so derided. but i digress....

just gonna go on a bit of a ramble here....for many years a lot of people irl asked me why i never got married. and the truth was that i was afraid of repeating my parents' mistakes- both my mother and father have been married and divorced *several* times. i've mentioned this on the shitboart for the past 20 years. i could have married two of my exes, but when i thought about it, i knew those relationships wouldn't last. i asked myself "do i want to wake up next to this person at age 60 or 70" and the answer was always no. i loved them, but i never thought that those relationships could ever be life-long. and above all else, i didn't want to get divorced.

i married my husband because we genuinely love each other and view each other as people that we are willing to grow together with over the next 3-4 decades. (we're old, ok! so 3-4 decades will be good LOL) we have almost identical values. we have an absolutely ridiculous number of shared interests/hobbies. we never run out of things to talk about. we trust each other completely. he knows i would never, ever cheat on him or leave him- and vice versa. and we are both- sorry xo- genuinely good people who would never fuck each other over or take advantage of each other.

but mostly- we want to grow old together. we want to wake up next to each other at age 60, 70, 80. that's why we got married.

*shrug*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851359)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Stirring garrison

It's tough when your parents gave you a bad example like that but glad you overcame it. Seems like you made the right choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851375)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

yeah, they gave me the worst example possible. my mom has been married 5x and my dad 3x. its insane. i was soooo afraid of getting married for so many years because i didn't want to get divorced.

a lot of casual observers may think i "missed out" because i didn't have kids, but i honestly think i did what was right for me. i waited for a relationship that i absolutely knew wouldn't end in divorce. i wouldnt recommend my path to other people necessarily, but it was right for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851390)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner

i've always found the childfree advocates so insufferable in how they shit on people who want kids with such viciousness. and the prochild advocates are opposite side of the same coin.

it's crazy how much time and energy people spend being mad and judging people for doing things that have zero impact on them at all. deranged behavior.

also, let's say that they're right and that you're retarded, crazy, etc. for not wanting (or just missing out) on having kids. when then shouldn't they not want your retarded, crazy genes in the gene pool then?

i think the simple answer is closest to the truth: there's not much logic or consistency, it's just a bunch of people YSFFM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851418)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

As someone who grew up in an insanely dysfunctional family, I just think every couple should make the decision that is right for them. For some, it's having tons of kids (great!), and for others it's remaining child-free (also great!)

I honestly have never cared what other people do as long as it doesn't hurt anyone, and more importantly- I've never cared what other people think about me. Maybe that's because I've never been "important" (ie, wealthy/powerful) irl.

So... whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851438)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner

18000000000

especially 180 on the silver lining in waiting to get married until you're absolutely sure because you know how shitty divorce is.

i think (perhaps too generously) that most people, even here, don't think of women as only useful for breeding. people come here to blow off steam. plus you'll get harangued by the extremely online misanthropes if you say otherwise. i think most people just don't say shit because it's either because they know it's pointless (what is the point of us identifying consuela as a retarded misanthrope for the millionith time) or because it's not enjoyable.

then there's a few stimmed autists like me who don't care if a bunch of people flame me for expressing bort-heterodox views.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851398)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Stirring garrison

I can definitely understand it. I wouldn't personally do it. But I can see how someone else might. Anyway you don't have to defend your personal life to xopoas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851367)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

im just being melodramatic and ranty. im not actually pissy. its fine. its xo. this is mild.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851371)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner

translation: i'm on adderall and bored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851376)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Stirring garrison

PROJECTING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851379)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner

not projecting, just a well-tuned radar because of my own experience!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851405)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Stirring garrison

That's how I feel about tech stocks so I get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851527)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Stirring garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851377)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

I acknowledge the legal and medical benefits

But even so the title of this thread would be very different if jcm treated this as a financial arrangement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851476)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

I know this is painfully difficult for (((you))) to understand, but not all marriages are hate-filled financial arrangements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851484)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship

Right! Normal marriages are for the benefit of children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851507)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner

this is what many here think, but only if you're cynical and believe all the religious and cultural reasons for marriage are bullshit and just veneer for the true purpose of raising kids.

but if raising kids was legitimately the only purpose then there would be no bar to terminating one if they couple was sterile or if their kids were already raised.

anyway, people get married for various reasons. even if you're convinced that is the sole purpose of marriage, you also know that many others believe differently, like in jcm's case considering she's said she's never wanted kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851228)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

just want to clarify: i have never wanted kids. but have always said if i had found a husband who 100% wanted kids and who i was certain would never divorce, i would have been willing to have a kid. and would have raised kid(s) with 10000000000% love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851241)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Lime Titillating Lettuce Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851285)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Milky old irish cottage

rare consuela W

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49867917)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine exhilarant international law enforcement agency

is squirt pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851250)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: light soul-stirring faggotry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851260)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851263)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: diverse red national security agency

i remember going on a trip in july 2014 with my pregnant wife GARY to portland ME and boston and i poasted that i wanted to rape you up the ass and you said no.

do you remember this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851313)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

2014? i was probably on a LOT of drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851320)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: diverse red national security agency

you were super fat then, u texted me a pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851337)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

i definitely didn't. i didn't share any full body pics with xo until the gaming discord in 2017.

nice try, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851368)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: diverse red national security agency

fuck you, bitch. jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851408)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

sorry your memory sucks, you drug-addled faggot. my memory is still fully intact.

<3

*blows kiss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851417)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: diverse red national security agency

why are you fat? that is 120. and how fat are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851464)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: godawful messiness

how did he react when you told him your body count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851351)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

LOL at you assuming his body count isn't 2-3x mine because he is a MUSICIAN and even REAL, CULTURED musicians get a ton of PUSSY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851362)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: diverse red national security agency

that doesn't matter. even if the guy has plowed more holes than you've taken poles, a high body count is just bad for a chick. sorry i didn;'t make the rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851410)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

im sorry that you have a small penis.

men with COCKS don't worry about such matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851419)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: diverse red national security agency

this is slut cope. you got ran through by a bunch of dudes who probably don't remember your name or had any interest in a repeat ride.

no guy wants to be with a used up fuckpiece.

ur husband has given himself a chance to love you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851471)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851479)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: diverse red national security agency

i'm sorry i said these things to you. i do think that way, but there was no reason for me to be mean. do you forgive me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851504)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

no, im going to kill myself now! because obviously i am a marked, evil woman who cannot be loved by anyone!

*throws self off cliff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851524)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: diverse red national security agency

sure hope nobody's walking below where you jump ha ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851553)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

whoa they're really gonna be CRUSHED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851557)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: Filthy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851482)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: godawful messiness

I made no such assumption and would appreciate an answer to the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851795)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Stirring garrison

How often do you smash? Does one of you want sex more than the other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851356)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

Husband travels a lot for work. During weeks that we are both home and I'm not busy at work, we usually smash ~3x. We are both FUCKING OLD. But have healthy sexual appetites. Did I mention we are FUCKING OLD? yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851578)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: purple passionate theatre travel guidebook

does he "blow your back out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851581)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

i am too old and retarded to know what that means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851584)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: diverse red national security agency

he was callign you a "big back." my kids use that for overweight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851590)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

yes, the woman that has been openly talking about how she is chunky/overweight for LITERALLY 20 YEARS on the boart is in fact overweight.

mind-boggling.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851599)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: diverse red national security agency

why u being so mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851630)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Stirring garrison

Tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851603)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Stirring garrison

3x a week is pretty good, age adjusted

Are you on the pill and do you let him creampie with impunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851600)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

it really is. i recently turned 45 (weeeeeeeeeee!) and he will be 47 very soon.

to be fair, its easy to always want sexytime when your partner is out of town ~10-14 days a month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851608)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Stirring garrison

How often do you think Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson are fucking and if so when he cums is it a dribble or a full stream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851621)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: bright hospital

unlikely that anyone who says "sexytime" is having good sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49860816)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:14 AM
Author: abnormal hell tank

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49869113)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

i have an iud and yes of course creampie. we are fucking married jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851712)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Stirring garrison

180

Good to hear you are doing your Job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851714)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Histrionic jewess indian lodge

Your 40 something wife not allowing you to creampie her when you have sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851720)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: abnormal hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49869116)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: trip house

what do you think about my dead bedroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851585)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: abnormal hell tank

link the thread and ill give a biological female perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: trip house

there's no thread. there's a bedroom, which is dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851601)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: Frozen Idea He Suggested

Sounds genuinely 180 and healthy. What kind of music does he make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851885)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser hissy fit therapy

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49869152)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: carnelian gay wizard

Do you admit to still being retarded, even if not as much and not in the same way as the past?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49869187)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: abnormal hell tank

yes, of course. i am retarded. this is a RETARDED question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49869190)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: carnelian gay wizard

Then 180. Don't care about your marriage or life or anything, but you have the hallmarks of someone who will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49869200)