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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Wine Arousing Area Bbw
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3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
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  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
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Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
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aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire
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the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
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Rough-skinned Prole
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Sapphire Internal Respiration Foreskin
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you forgot the WOC paralegal
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https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
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aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire
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Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
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  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
cordovan corner
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
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grizzly double fault
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180!
yellow diverse chad
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hell yeah
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Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
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  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Stimulating messiness hall
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Wine Arousing Area Bbw
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What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
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  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
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How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
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To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
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Post your closing argument text
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Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
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I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Naked rehab immigrant
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aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire
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How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
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I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Naked rehab immigrant
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire
  05/01/26
180
grizzly double fault
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180. I love forklift cases
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  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
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just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
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My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Wine Arousing Area Bbw
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Do you ever think you'll go private?
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Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
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aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire
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Naked rehab immigrant
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aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire
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Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Self-centered aquamarine boiling water
  05/01/26
Shalom.
aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire
  05/01/26
congrats!
Sapphire Internal Respiration Foreskin
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
grizzly double fault
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180
aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire
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Looking forward to this, ty
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aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire
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Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Self-centered aquamarine boiling water
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
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yellow diverse chad
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Wine Arousing Area Bbw



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: lascivious low-t mad-dog skullcap property

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Wine Arousing Area Bbw

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: lascivious low-t mad-dog skullcap property

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: cordovan corner

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: yellow diverse chad



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Prole



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Sapphire Internal Respiration Foreskin



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Sapphire Internal Respiration Foreskin

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: yellow diverse chad

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:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Wine Arousing Area Bbw

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: cordovan corner

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Wine Arousing Area Bbw

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: yellow diverse chad

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Cobalt elite place of business

hell yeah

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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Wine Arousing Area Bbw

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Stimulating messiness hall

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Wine Arousing Area Bbw

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Naked rehab immigrant

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Wine Arousing Area Bbw

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Naked rehab immigrant

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Wine Arousing Area Bbw

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Fluffy Whorehouse Community Account

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Wine Arousing Area Bbw

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Naked rehab immigrant

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Fluffy Whorehouse Community Account

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Naked rehab immigrant

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: grizzly double fault

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Cobalt elite place of business

180. I love forklift cases

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Vivacious Gas Station Feces



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: black factory reset button sanctuary

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: black factory reset button sanctuary



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: dull 180 scourge upon the earth

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Wine Arousing Area Bbw

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Naked rehab immigrant

Do you ever think you'll go private?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Wine Arousing Area Bbw

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Naked rehab immigrant



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Self-centered aquamarine boiling water

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Sapphire Internal Respiration Foreskin

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: grizzly double fault

Ginger tea with honey!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Wine Arousing Area Bbw

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Self-centered aquamarine boiling water

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert multi-billionaire

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: yellow diverse chad



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