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There ppl still working @ my old LOLFIRM after 15+ years
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:26 PM Author: saffron heaven I dont care how much money you make, I cannot even imagine going into furking work and billing hours for 15+ years. Its completely insane, these ppl must just be birdbrain lemmings. No other explanation. I'd kill self (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49859841) |
Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM Author: overrated tanning salon party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49859893) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:07 PM Author: henna base pozpig being at that firm for 15 years is absolutely sad, except for the people at the top of the pyramid who are making $$$$$. i was at a peer firm, and there was this loser of counsel in my office who's now like 57 years old. when i went back in 2022, i had access to everyone's salary and i looked his up. he was making like 205k, LOL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49859907) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:09 PM Author: Ocher Hyperventilating Public Bath He can't even afford to get fucked in the ass by a tranny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49859916) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:14 PM Author: henna base pozpig he actually bought a mailorder bride, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
he brought her to some summer event at a party (firm must have dropped at least $1,200 on it) and she looked like one of the whores i used to fuck, and he was wearing jeans with like rhinestones on the ass pockets. just sad as fuck. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:53 AM Author: arousing bawdyhouse hunting ground rad as fuck, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861087) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: overrated tanning salon party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49864600) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: peach mentally impaired theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49864606) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: overrated tanning salon party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49867542) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:13 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Persian what biglaw firm pays of counsel 205k??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49859938) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:14 PM Author: henna base pozpig not biglaw. i was at jackson lewis. TT was at a similar firm, he was never in biglaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49859942) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:17 PM Author: saffron heaven ljl there are oldmos still there they are all KIKES, when i started there was a KIKE founder he wld still come in at age 80 even though he must have had 50m NW easily
now i see there are kikes who were like 60s when i started and now they are mid to late 70s but still listed on website, they are just rat faced demonic jews coming into office everyday to suck life out of humanity, that is all they furking know and its what hitler was a great man and i miss him dearly he was a great yamnaya warrior of justice against the satanic kike menace |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:18 PM Author: overrated tanning salon party of the first part yamnaya warrior of justice tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49859957) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:06 AM Author: aphrodisiac up-to-no-good whorehouse personal credit line Not a bad outcome for Gen X. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861114) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 4:26 PM Author: Shaky state $205k is a damn good salary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49862055) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:08 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Persian who were the ones that stuck it out that long and what was your memory of their personalities
did anyone surprise you in staying |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:20 PM Author: saffron heaven it was a super old boys club and these semi retarded birdshits all survived, there was a kike FAGGOT partner who wld only hire HANDSOMES if he cld and these fags alll got promoted
its quite funny actually cause there's barely anyone else who made it other than some AZNgirl who prob just suck dick. diss faggot firm like all firms pretends they care so much abt diversity but its all BS
its actually amaizng how few ppl are still there, its like not even 20% the same. if u took my year and the 2 prior and years ahead there's only like 1 guy who is still there. its actually just the same posse connected to this one partner who survived. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:28 PM Author: overrated tanning salon party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49859983) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:14 PM Author: zombie-like national security agency weed whacker Most people weren't Raped and so they just go through life with minimal difficulty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49859943) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:31 PM Author: autistic international law enforcement agency if you can slide into the boomer mode where you write only in one sentence 16 point font emails demanding "where are we on this" and can command the room that way it can be chill id imagine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49859994) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:43 PM Author: overrated tanning salon party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49860004) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:00 AM Author: chrome forum puppy You’re either that guy or you aren’t - if you have to ask you’re probably the latter. That energy can’t be taught.
t. V10 tranny midlevel |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 11:09 PM Author: sticky partner resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49868614) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Cyan angry tattoo idk man there’s something to be said for making a lot of money. I know having it makes me much happier than I was when I didn’t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49859996) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:51 PM Author: saffron heaven the only point of money is to give u security to work less, these ppl who become partners invariably have no ability to separate life from work and work until they die. in that case theres no furking point. get to 2m and furk it, who cares, u are gonna die anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49860020) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:59 PM Author: Cyan angry tattoo yeah but when you have money you can more stuff that you want and you also don’t have to stay in flea infested motels with no hot water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49860185) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:06 PM Author: henna base pozpig $2m carries too much risk that you'll run out of money one day. $5m minimum to retire, and even that is low. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49860198) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:55 AM Author: saffron heaven u are a typical dumb nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49860944) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:26 AM Author: Bespoke locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861065) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:36 AM Author: henna base pozpig this is rich coming from someone whose net worth has ranged between $900k and $1.2 million during the longest bull market runup in recorded history (nearly 20 years since ITE)
just wait until there's a secular bear market. your poor investment strategies/choices haven't fucked you thus far, because the market has been so strong. you're going to be ruined and have to get a job once a real bear market hits and you're actively trading on the way down. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:45 AM Author: impertinent heady milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861078) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:10 AM Author: aphrodisiac up-to-no-good whorehouse personal credit line He might succeed at Selling High. You never know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861120) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:10 AM Author: Bespoke locus that does nothing to refute his point though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861122) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:18 AM Author: saffron heaven ill just kill self but im keeping 1m out of market so im set for life nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861138) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:19 AM Author: impertinent heady milk But you'd fail at killing yourself just like you fail at everything else, so you'd end up living to be 100. What then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861141) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:21 AM Author: saffron heaven i dont care man, i can live in a hut somewhere in laos for all i care, as i get older i imagine ill travel less and my budget will go down and down ill just need food and beer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861146) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:25 AM Author: impertinent heady milk But Laos won't let a 90 year old turd live there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861154) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM Author: saffron heaven why not, no one will care
actually ljl thats furking 40+ years from now, i bet SE ASIA will be rich then and ill be too poor to even live in a jungle in laos |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:38 AM Author: impertinent heady milk Correct by then a Laos-nationalist party will expel all foreigners but especially turds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861172) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:45 AM Author: saffron heaven its actually possible that if bharat continues growing given its size its ppl will just colonize SE asia, not just pop wise but economically, veddy possible laos is full of pajeets by the time im 90, esp since the NOWAG locals have like a 1.0 tfr or whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861189) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:46 AM Author: impertinent heady milk Okay, but then if that happens the real turds will deport you for being a fake turd that made money as a lawfag. You can't win either way Tommy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861190) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 10:51 AM Author: saffron heaven well ill be hella old and in turd/asian culture u must respect oldmos, i will rape them if they try anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861361) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:01 PM Author: Cyan angry tattoo did you ever accuse your hot white coworker of berating you for being a brown boy for refusing to fuck her brains out to try to extract a settlement? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49860193) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:55 AM Author: saffron heaven all the "females" were fking lesbians or butch bitches, i cant recall a single furkable bitch ever working for the place except one secretary who got raped by a old boys club dood
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 7:41 AM Author: henna base pozpig i once had an indian nursing home owner fire me because she refused to bargain with her union and i kept telling her we'd have no defense if the union filed charges. she put in a new health plan, changed wages, etc. without even telling the union. obviously they filed charges. she asked me "you negotiate low settlement or we go to trial and win." i talked to the union and they naturally said that unless my client gave them everything they asked for, they wouldn't withdraw the charges. i went back and told her "as i told you about a dozen times, you can't do this stuff under federal labor law, so they kinda have you over a barrel here. there really isn't anything i can do for you if we go to trial."
she then fired me and hired TT's former firm. i talked to the new counsel, who was an older guy, very nice dood. i was talking to on halloween and he was asking if i was taking my kids out and said "boy, they must be really excited huh?" i enjoyed shooting the shit with him. he sounded very distressed about the case, like he wasn't sure what he was supposed to do. i kinda loled and said yea good luck. i told him i hadn't been fired by a client before but i was honestly happy about this one. there couldn't have been a more open-and-shut example of a guilty employer, there was seriously zero defense and so there was no point to a trial, but she refused to settle.
the new lawyer died suddenly in early 2023. i think he was in the SF or oakland office. i forget his name.
i have dealt with a handful of indian business owners. they are slimy as fuck, always looking for ways around rules of all kinds. seriously disgusting race of people. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:04 AM Author: impertinent heady milk They should film that and make it a new episode of Matlock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861105) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:20 AM Author: saffron heaven ljl at ever taking an indian client, once i had an indian resto dood and he asked for legal advice, he tried to pay me by giving me free indian lunch, he then went awol after getting free legal advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861144) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:58 AM Author: henna base pozpig sounds very on brand. when i started out (when i worked for that closeted 70 yo solo) he had a turd limo company owner named Sunny and the guy had us draft IC agreements for his drivers (who were definitely employees)
another dood was the owner of a big hotel in pittsburgh, called me several times asking me to advise them how to "shut down for a while and open nonunion"
then the nursing home turd. fwiw, she tried to hire me to negotiate a CBA after the NLRB trial debacle and i told her no.
these people are universally evil and deceptive. no offense. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 10:52 AM Author: saffron heaven ljl i know im a turd, i tried to be nice to them but they just want free shit and they are nasty abt being indecent, at least be polite say oh i dont want to pursue shit, once i wasted a few hours on the phone and email with a turd couple then they just ghosted me, i was doing it on contigency so i told them u dont pay a cent but i assume they thought they wld owe something so they just ghosted like nasty subhuman apes
furk all turds |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 10:54 AM Author: henna base pozpig i thought ud do well with turds because turds like hiring other turds.
the hotel i mentioned did a huge renovation and the GM of the hotel was ranting to me about it. "i'm NOT racist okay, i'm not, but the fucking owner of this place is indian and they only work with other indians. the work is cheap and substandard..."
apparently there were all kinds of problems with the turd renovation. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 10:59 AM Author: saffron heaven birdbrain birdshits have this idea that indians are like that but indians themselves will tell u they HATE working with other indians, if they have a job interview they dread the interviewer being turds
what does happen is turds may hire FAMILY members or furking ppl from same caste/village and shit but the idea turds are all nice to 1.4b turds is laughable. just look at furking india, a turd cld be run over by a train and ppl wld just keep walking |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 10:10 AM Author: marvelous newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861253) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 4:24 PM Author: overrated tanning salon party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49862049) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:37 AM Author: zombie-like national security agency weed whacker Most people don't take care they just do whatever happened to them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861071) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: overrated tanning salon party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49867541) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:42 AM Author: impertinent heady milk You're still thinking about the ppl at your old firm, they don't think about u at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861075) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:13 AM Author: maniacal locale reading party Some probably poast or lurk here. So this seems wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861123) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:13 AM Author: impertinent heady milk That might have been true at some point, but there are like 15 active users on this site and 100 daily unique visitors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861125) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:22 AM Author: saffron heaven ljl i use to think of it alot but forgot which is why i checked the other day, every couple years i check the site just to see who is there, theres less and less but its lolzy seeing furkers i knew still there after 15y, wtf is the point of life.
my existence is shit but at least ive had an interesting life being a nomad and not being a slave to jews and shit |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:59 AM Author: henna base pozpig is there insane turnover? there is at my old firm, which isn't surprising bc you get a lot of good experience and the pay sucks, so if you are worth a shit you leave after a few years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861224) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 10:53 AM Author: saffron heaven yea of course, all firms are like this they only keep like maybe 20-30% after 4-5 years, then it just dwindles. as i said the only ppl who survived this firm were the birdshits who sucked the faggot hiring partners AIDS infected cock, everyone else left (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861366) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 10:58 AM Author: henna base pozpig firms like our former firms and biglaw are similar in that way but for different reasons. biglaw is a grind and makes it hard to make partner so people leave, your/my old firm is a shithouse borderline ID firm where the pay is absolute shit, and the only long-termers are either stupid and can't get hired elsewhere AND/OR a rainmaking boomer who has a personality defect. so you have a lot of people who are typical boomer rainmakers or just dumb as fuck, sometimes both. and who wants to be around that for more than 3-5 years if they have a choice.
i think smaller/midlaw firms are much more stable. my current firm seems that way anyway. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 11:00 AM Author: saffron heaven i dunno its all shit i worked one summer at a 25 lolyer firm and it was same shit with billables and promotions, as long as u have the billable model it seems it will be the same shit. but then again this was a kike law firm in a big city, maybe in a small town a goy lolfirm is more chill
and the pay was even more shit, like they paid first years 75k this was when biglol was 125k |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:06 AM Author: aphrodisiac up-to-no-good whorehouse personal credit line You made this exact thread recently. Your memory is Ruinous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861111) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:23 AM Author: saffron heaven i was prob drunk nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49861149) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 4:24 PM Author: overrated tanning salon party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49862051) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 4:24 PM Author: overrated tanning salon party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49862050) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: overrated tanning salon party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862937&forum_id=2#49864598) |