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ljl I've "made" $20,702 in Dividends this year, only spent $15,013

even though im totally retarded at investing and i cant beli...
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  05/31/26
I spend about that much every month
sick brunch
  05/31/26
furking saudis in the ass is expensive, breh
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  05/31/26
worth it though
sick brunch
  05/31/26
not really, syrians have kyooter butts cause werent able to ...
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  05/31/26
i like big plump buttocks
sick brunch
  05/31/26
thats furking disgusting, those sand niggas eat KFC and Burg...
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  05/31/26
You are living the life. I feel like I can’t go anywhe...
jade menage organic girlfriend
  05/31/26
u paid for .1% of a Israeli Arrow Missile that was used to s...
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  05/31/26
Soo CR
sick brunch
  05/31/26
You should have put some of it in oil when it was disfavored...
Copper abusive kitty cat
  05/31/26
if i buy oil it will go to $0
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  06/01/26
I started typing out some investment ideas, but honestly, yo...
Copper abusive kitty cat
  06/01/26
how the furk do i do this, remote work training AI models, f...
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  06/01/26
I get messaged by these companies on LinkedIn. If you don't...
Copper abusive kitty cat
  06/01/26
sounds like a jeet scam, contact them and find out
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  06/01/26
How do you "do contract legal work"
Chartreuse crotch
  06/01/26
Barker Gilmore; MLA (Major Lindsey Africa); Robert Half; and...
Copper abusive kitty cat
  06/01/26
those are usually in person roles, i tried that long ago. no...
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  06/01/26
I've only done it once with a reputable company, so I'm not ...
Copper abusive kitty cat
  06/01/26
ljl i still have like 200k in bond funds in my IRA i cld jus...
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  06/01/26
Not interested in fucking Africa lol but I will check out th...
Chartreuse crotch
  06/01/26
Well-played by a guy with the fucking word "safari"...
Copper abusive kitty cat
  06/01/26
this sounds like girl math.
Umber jap chapel
  05/31/26
...
Fragrant location gunner
  06/01/26
*turd math
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  06/01/26
wow ur getting good returns in the middle of an insane bull ...
Rusted point trust fund
  05/31/26
this time it’s different
Wonderful Karate
  06/01/26
only thing true is its INSANE, this is a fraud bull market a...
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  06/01/26
The whole thing is such fraud it’s ridiculous. I&rsquo...
bateful effete quadroon brethren
  06/01/26
if u are a responsible high IQ individual such as myself its...
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  06/01/26
...
Cerise Electric Furnace Queen Of The Night
  06/01/26
its literally just inflation.
razzle-dazzle sex offender
  06/01/26
It’s inflation plus tech bullshit, which is arguably w...
bateful effete quadroon brethren
  06/01/26
He loves his stonks so much and the lifestyle they've afford...
Sickened henna ratface halford
  06/01/26
trump's kike manipulators furked me but i will get to 1.5m b...
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  06/01/26
so after real inflation and tax on interest income, what is ...
adventurous famous landscape painting milk
  06/01/26
nigga i prob wont owe any taxes unless i take cap gains prof...
razzle up-to-no-good degenerate
  06/01/26


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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

even though im totally retarded at investing and i cant believe i lost 150k in SOXS and bullshit puts its still totally retarded i can just sit around doing nothing, just traveling wherever i want, living reasonably nice and its all paid for cause my dividends are printing 4.5% and i have over 1m in it now. quite a nice feeling of security (similar to darnell erect)

and actually i spent way less cause im not counting my cash still on hand and then buying a phone, if subtract that ive only spent $13,176 for year in five months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909281)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: sick brunch

I spend about that much every month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909291)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

furking saudis in the ass is expensive, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909292)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: sick brunch

worth it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909310)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

not really, syrians have kyooter butts cause werent able to eat so much last 14years during civil war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909314)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: sick brunch

i like big plump buttocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909318)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

thats furking disgusting, those sand niggas eat KFC and Burger King all day, u are furking colonel sanders and a camel when u hit that

faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909323)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: jade menage organic girlfriend

You are living the life. I feel like I can’t go anywhere and don’t really leave my house anymore. I spend tens of thousands of dollars each month and every day I am more sad than I was the day before. The emotional turmoil isn’t even turmoil anymore, it’s just an endless flat gray sea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909370)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

u paid for .1% of a Israeli Arrow Missile that was used to save a Jewish building from being possibly destroyed. Plz continue working, goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909387)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: sick brunch

Soo CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909388)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: Copper abusive kitty cat

You should have put some of it in oil when it was disfavored. My ~$900k in dividend investments is projected to yield $104k this year. I've already collected over $40k.

If my oil tranny doesn't get called, I'll accrue a $17.8k quarterly payment on it alone on June 12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909491)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

if i buy oil it will go to $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909716)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Copper abusive kitty cat

I started typing out some investment ideas, but honestly, you being safe and generating reliable cash that keeps pace with inflation is probably your best option right now

You should pull some remote work training AI models or doing some contract legal work for like 3 months and then use the cash to play with options

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909867)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

how the furk do i do this, remote work training AI models, furking fuckface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909889)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Copper abusive kitty cat

I get messaged by these companies on LinkedIn. If you don't have Linkedin, put it into a chat prompt with GPT and maybe search Indeed or something. The rates they've quoted are in the $90 - $120/hr range. I haven't done it, so not sure how it works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909911)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

sounds like a jeet scam, contact them and find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909931)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Chartreuse crotch

How do you "do contract legal work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909907)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Copper abusive kitty cat

Barker Gilmore; MLA (Major Lindsey Africa); Robert Half; and various other legal recruiters place these roles

A lot of companies want to hire someone on a contract basis, because they have a need (overflow work or someone on the team being on maternity leave or whatever) or want to try before they buy. Usually 3 - 6 month contracts for $100 - $150/hr. I briefly did a $150/hr contract with a major public company before taking a GC role, and it was pretty great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909918)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

those are usually in person roles, i tried that long ago. no way i wld ever do that shit again, those temp jerbs are humiliating BS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909941)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Copper abusive kitty cat

I've only done it once with a reputable company, so I'm not an expert. But mine was fully remote and limited to 8 hours/day. Was honestly pretty fucking great with zero stress

I still get inquiries about fully remote contract roles occasionally, but I'm a generalist with a transactional background. No idea how it works for litmos

EDIT: But you're overlooking the point. You could do this for 1 month to gross over 20k. Use that for three $5k options plays that could self-fund more options plays to get you back to $1.5 million or more. Seems to be win-win if the only cost is not wandering around ebola land for a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909986)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

ljl i still have like 200k in bond funds in my IRA i cld just dump that into options and make it back. SOOOO EASY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909995)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse crotch

Not interested in fucking Africa lol but I will check out the other 2 maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49910170)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Copper abusive kitty cat

Well-played by a guy with the fucking word "safari" in his email line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49910184)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: Umber jap chapel

this sounds like girl math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909496)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Fragrant location gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909798)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

*turd math

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909803)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: Rusted point trust fund

wow ur getting good returns in the middle of an insane bull market? that's so interesting. i'm sure it'll continue like this forever without changing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909548)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 1:15 AM
Author: Wonderful Karate

this time it’s different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909636)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

only thing true is its INSANE, this is a fraud bull market and even if i had kept more money in i wld have sold long ago cuas ethis shit is crazy fraud kike BS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909718)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: bateful effete quadroon brethren

The whole thing is such fraud it’s ridiculous. I’ve been able to FIRE for several years now cause of the same phenomenon…my investments have grown faster than what I’ve spent. But it makes no sense. The tariffs and the wars etc. and the market still boomed. And I’m not even a particularly good investor (not as bad as TT though). It just doesn’t add up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909792)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

if u are a responsible high IQ individual such as myself its easy, and its completely retarded to live in a high cost shithole like the US. i even think increasingly ppl will move to niggalands like nairobi or harare, u can have the same shit in most big cities in the world now, its crazy. even wifi is fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909795)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Cerise Electric Furnace Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909807)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sex offender

its literally just inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909824)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: bateful effete quadroon brethren

It’s inflation plus tech bullshit, which is arguably worse.

I pride myself of being a cheapmo but there’s still no way I should be getting away with spending less than my gains.

Something strange is afoot at the Circle K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49910304)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Sickened henna ratface halford

He loves his stonks so much and the lifestyle they've afforded him that he keeps shorting them over and over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909809)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

trump's kike manipulators furked me but i will get to 1.5m by 2045, benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49909814)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: adventurous famous landscape painting milk

so after real inflation and tax on interest income, what is your net gain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49910112)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good degenerate

nigga i prob wont owe any taxes unless i take cap gains profits stupidly like last year, and besides i have turd privilege, since u trumpkins say im not a real amerikkkan wtf wld i pay tax?

and inflation nigga? plz nigga im gonna go under budget this year, last year went over and spent like 36k this year i shld be under 35k inshallah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2#49910182)