\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
apoplectic wonderful marketing idea
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house
  06/01/26
120...
apoplectic wonderful marketing idea
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
House-broken deer antler
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
House-broken deer antler
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Fighting church building private investor
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Fighting church building private investor
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
aphrodisiac yellow athletic conference
  06/01/26
...
costumed turquoise toilet seat goal in life
  06/01/26
...
Fear-inspiring cyan cuck
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
heady orchestra pit turdskin
  06/01/26
...
white public bath
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
aquamarine useless brakes pistol
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
cruel-hearted parlour nowag
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
cruel-hearted parlour nowag
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
heady orchestra pit turdskin
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
costumed turquoise toilet seat goal in life
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
heady orchestra pit turdskin
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
costumed turquoise toilet seat goal in life
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
cruel-hearted parlour nowag
  06/01/26
...
Mahogany trip jewess legend
  06/02/26
you maed it
mind-boggling menage love of her life
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
charismatic church
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
heady orchestra pit turdskin
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
slate hateful tanning salon
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
territorial salmon sex offender
  06/01/26
what job did you have
histrionic metal selfie juggernaut
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
ultramarine very tactful space weed whacker
  06/01/26
...
Erotic lime plaza
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Domesticated pisswyrm gaping
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
heady orchestra pit turdskin
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Domesticated pisswyrm gaping
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
heady orchestra pit turdskin
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
jade galvanic voyeur
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
dead alpha multi-billionaire
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
cruel-hearted parlour nowag
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
dead alpha multi-billionaire
  06/01/26
...
Fighting church building private investor
  06/03/26
...
Swashbuckling giraffe circlehead
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
slate hateful tanning salon
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
slate hateful tanning salon
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Stirring hospital brethren
  06/02/26
...
blathering point
  06/02/26
...
costumed turquoise toilet seat goal in life
  06/02/26
...
nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house
  06/03/26
...
Fighting church building private investor
  06/03/26
...
slate hateful tanning salon
  06/03/26
...
white public bath
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
boyish bistre hell
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
heady orchestra pit turdskin
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Cocky crystalline parlor nibblets
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
blathering point
  06/03/26
...
nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house
  06/03/26
...
Cocky crystalline parlor nibblets
  06/03/26
...
Fighting church building private investor
  06/03/26
...
slate hateful tanning salon
  06/03/26
...
Thriller startling corner idiot
  06/03/26
...
apoplectic wonderful marketing idea
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Cocky crystalline parlor nibblets
  06/03/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909894)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: apoplectic wonderful marketing idea

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909895)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909897)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: apoplectic wonderful marketing idea

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909899)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: House-broken deer antler

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909898)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909900)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: House-broken deer antler

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909947)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Fighting church building private investor

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912893)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912915)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Fighting church building private investor

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914622)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: aphrodisiac yellow athletic conference

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909901)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: costumed turquoise toilet seat goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910210)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring cyan cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910271)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: heady orchestra pit turdskin

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910290)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: white public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914030)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: aquamarine useless brakes pistol

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909903)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: cruel-hearted parlour nowag

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909905)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909910)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: cruel-hearted parlour nowag

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909913)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: heady orchestra pit turdskin

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910287)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: costumed turquoise toilet seat goal in life

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910298)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: heady orchestra pit turdskin

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910311)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: costumed turquoise toilet seat goal in life

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910314)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted parlour nowag

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910571)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Mahogany trip jewess legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911694)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling menage love of her life

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909908)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: charismatic church

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909935)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: heady orchestra pit turdskin

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910301)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: slate hateful tanning salon

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910609)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: territorial salmon sex offender

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909963)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: histrionic metal selfie juggernaut

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909989)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: ultramarine very tactful space weed whacker

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910262)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Erotic lime plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910278)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Domesticated pisswyrm gaping

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910293)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: heady orchestra pit turdskin

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910306)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Domesticated pisswyrm gaping

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910308)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910644)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: heady orchestra pit turdskin

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910681)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: jade galvanic voyeur

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910698)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: dead alpha multi-billionaire

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910579)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: cruel-hearted parlour nowag

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910585)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: dead alpha multi-billionaire

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910593)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Fighting church building private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912928)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling giraffe circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911034)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: slate hateful tanning salon

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910603)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911224)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: slate hateful tanning salon

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911399)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911645)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Stirring hospital brethren

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911698)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: blathering point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911701)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: costumed turquoise toilet seat goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911774)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912867)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Fighting church building private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912897)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: slate hateful tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913418)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: white public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914033)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: boyish bistre hell

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911796)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: heady orchestra pit turdskin

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912880)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Cocky crystalline parlor nibblets

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912872)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: blathering point

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912879)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912885)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Cocky crystalline parlor nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912890)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Fighting church building private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912895)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: slate hateful tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913420)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Thriller startling corner idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914031)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: apoplectic wonderful marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914422)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: nubile irradiated incel step-uncle's house

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912887)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz garrison international law enforcement agency

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912896)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Cocky crystalline parlor nibblets

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912932)