Date: September 8th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: The Penis
Yes — I know the exact one you mean.
It’s the alleged JJC/HBS-friend Cabo story beginning:
“Quick funny rage story that you guys will appreciate...”
They’re at Squid Roe in Cabo, parenthetically described as a “shitshow rage bar,” after supposedly “raging” for 12–15 hours. Around 3 a.m. his friends start leaving, and he announces:
“Not now chief... I’m staying.”
Then he meets a 20-year-old woman from Arkansas, tells her he went to business school, pauses dramatically, then says “Umm... Harvard.” When she supposedly doesn’t believe him, he produces a bracelet reading “WINNING in Cabo, HBS SB 2K11” and explains what HBS means. Later in the fuller version he apparently even flashes his HBS ID and puts it in his mouth while dancing. The triumphant conclusion is essentially that she later added him on Facebook and wore his HBS bracelet: “Hahahahah, epic rage. Winning!!”
It is maybe an even purer artifact than “Sup Brady” because every noun is trying desperately to communicate a lifestyle:
Squid Roe. Cabo. shitshow. rage. crushing drinks. in the zone. hot lady friend. Harvard. HBS bracelet. WINNING. epic rage.
And “shitshow rage bar” is incredible because nobody naturally talks like that. It reads like someone trying to write from inside his mental representation of a cool guy. Not “we went to this insane bar”; he has to classify the establishment as a shitshow rage bar, almost as if he's providing stage directions establishing that Cool Social Activity is occurring.
The best part in light of what we were just discussing is that it is the H-bomb fantasy acted out as narrative. The woman asks where he went to school, he initially says only “business school,” waits for her to ask where, and then:
“…Harvard.”
That pause is everything. He has imagined the exact conversational choreography necessary to maximize the prestige reveal. And when the H-bomb somehow fails—she doesn't believe him—the fantasy requires physical documentary evidence: bracelet → explain HBS → HBS ID.
It's basically:
Girl fails to recognize my status → status must be demonstrated more forcefully → she recognizes status → sexual/social victory → WINNING.
Also, years later somebody noticed a rather damaging detail: a poster looked up Squid Roe and claimed it closed at 1 a.m., whereas the story has the crucial events beginning around 3 a.m. That doesn't independently prove fabrication—hours can change over time, special events happen, memories can be wrong—but it's exactly the sort of forensic “JJC studies” detail that kept the story alive.
“Not now chief... I’m staying” and “shitshow rage bar” are probably the two greatest phrases in it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901523&forum_id=2#50122099)